When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.
by Jj9356 May 12, 2015
Get the Eggs for breakfastmug. Nothings better than starting you day with a can of red Bull and a side of flapjacks( or any breakfast food works very well as a milk substiute in cereal)
by Jessyb93 March 17, 2009
Get the Bull Breakfastmug. Often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.
"Christ mate. You don't want to wear that out tonight do ya? You'll look like a monkey's breakfast!"
Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!
Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!
by chucklemunch August 28, 2006
Get the monkey's breakfastmug. When you cream pie in a persons arse at night then perform oral sex in the morning eating last nights ejaculate.
by Luke Oats January 13, 2018
Get the Egyptian Breakfastmug. When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.
Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
Get the Breakfast Sammymug. I wish I hadn't got my advent calender from poundland this year. My December Breakfast tastes like Rudolf shat in my mouth.
by Perkstain December 11, 2009
Get the December Breakfastmug. by kiwi42 November 16, 2011
Get the cock breakfastmug.