bear brand 

a milk brand that makes u stronk like a big boy and is the best

Hey! How u stronk?
Cuz I drank bear brand milk it makes u stronk
Wow! I should drink it too!

bear brand by funny google person dictionary May 2, 2022

Off-brand Fabulous

The cheap brand, or version, of a product that is so bad yet memorable that it creates an emotional connection in your mind.

Have you seen The Rings of Power?? It's Amazon's new LOTR series. I'm telling you girl, it's off-brand fabulous.

Off-brand Fabulous by RollingFuckBale September 7, 2022

off-brand fabulous

The cheap brand/version of a product that is so bad yet memorable that it creates an emotional connection in your mind, often confused with actual appreciation or novelty.

Have you seen The Rings of Power?? It's Amazon's new LOTR series. I'm telling you girl, it's off-brand fabulous.

off-brand fabulous by RollingFuckBale September 7, 2022

Store brand 

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands

Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?

Store brand by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022

Smuckers Brand Luber 

The act of putting smuckers brand goober paste into your sex partners vagina and using it as lubricant.

alexis: what if we made out with smuckers brand goober
ham: YO THATS WHAT I SAID
alexis: im horny as fuhhhh what if i lubed myself with smuckers brand goober
ham: on some urban dictionary shit call it smuckers brand luber

Smuckers Brand Luber by hammydoopie November 8, 2022

off_brand_kakyoin 

Me, I'm off_brand_kakyoin. I wrote this cus i was curious to see if there were any definitions of me, but there wasn't, so i put my own.

"Hey, did you see off_brand_kakyoin's new video?"

"Nahh, she keeps getting shadowbanned by tiktok TIKTOK STOP SHADOWBANNING ME AND PUT MY VIDEOS ON THE FUCKING FOR YOU PAGE I HAVE AN AUDIENCE AND THEY ARENT SEEING MY CONTENT. YOU KNOW WHAT?? FUCK YOU!! FUCK... YOU!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS GOD DAMN APP AND ITS SHITTY ALGORITHIM IT ONLY MAKES MY STUPID SHIDESHOWS GET ATTENTION LIKE THAT SHIT DOESNT EVEN HAVE MY ARTWORD ITS THE SAME 5 IMAGES OF NORIAKI FUCKING KAKYOIN MY FANS WANNA SEE SOMETHING ELSE MOTHER FUCKER SO UN-SHADOWBAN ME"

off_brand_kakyoin by withlove.noriakitty February 23, 2023

Niche Brand Merchant 

Ross Letcher

A man that only wears niche streetwear brands

Shit bru, that oke is a real Niche Brand Merchant. He's wearing koikoi, salt and float together

Niche Brand Merchant by NicheBrandMerchantfan March 28, 2023