success boner

An erection that occurs as a result of achieving some personal or professional successes.
Today I was offered a promotion at work. Totally walked out of the office with a raging success boner.
by Rrrrryyyyaaaaannnnnn March 01, 2012
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Politics Boner

A state of being that one enters when he or she agrees with a politician's policies/ideals to an extreme extent.
by Gohn Smith September 07, 2012
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Boner Soup

A movie about an adopted child, a father who was killed tragically and a mother who is just making by with what she has little of.
I would definitely go see Boner Soup
by BOBTHEI3EAN November 14, 2008
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Diesel Boner

An enormous erection provoked by the sound of a Diesel engine. Usually reaching its peak upon hearing the compressor surge. Pointing slightly to the left is a key sign to look for.
It was inevitable that Tyler would end up with a diesel boner while at work after hearing the big Ford leave the parking lot.
by Mr. Antler January 18, 2013
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shame boner

(n.) an erection that invokes a feeling of self-hatred. It arises during an event that is naturally sexually arousing, despite it being a violation of one's moral standard.
Mitch got a total shame boner while watching the rape scene in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.
by realblackmak August 18, 2012
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Comfort Boner

An erection caused by the mere complacency with ones friend or partner, but not necessarily in any sexual way.
Jennypie noticed that her bf has an erection 80% of the time they're together, and he said it's because "I just get a comfort boner when I get comfortable (i.e. chilling on the couch, etc) with you."
by Jennypieontranceaddict November 28, 2008
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boner factory

A chick who continually makes boners due the fact that she's hot as crap.
Man, that chick is a boner factory 'cause she's making wood all day!
by M. Clark July 23, 2005
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