Uncle Bruce

A closeted gay man who betrays his own people.

Based on the phrase "Uncle Tom" (a black man who betrays his own people) and the recognition of "Bruce" as a stereotypically gay name.

A gay senator who votes against gay marriage rights is one example of an Uncle Bruce.

by ShakeGentlyServeChilled March 20, 2008

Bruce

The most incredible guy you'll ever meet. He probably has beautiful blue eyes that you get lost in. He's the PERFECT combination of cute, adorable, funny, hot, attractive, & is overall incredibly amazing. Once you meet him, you'll never want to let him go. And rightly so. No other guy in this entire universe could ever compare to the love and care he'll bring to your heart. Every time you see Bruce's lovely smile or hear his perfect laugh, your heart will be filled with joy and your brain will race around in circles. Bruce is the right guy to spend the rest of your life with. He will respect you and defend you, along with your kids & pets. He has outstanding looks and an outstanding personality. Bruce's hands and warm hug will embrace you in a world full of love and a universe full of memories that last forever. Even if you and Bruce get into fights, big or small, he will always be there. That's just a small fraction of what makes him so much different from the rest. Most guys will be dicks and leave you over the small things. Bruce, however, is so kind and caring. He is understanding and will always care for you more than you can ever imagine. There may be times when it seems like he hates you, but I promise that no matter what happens Bruce will always stay by your side. And that's just a small part of why I love him. Everything is too much to put into here. No words in any language could ever describe how much I am truly in love with this amazingly breathtaking person.

Girlfriend: Bruce is so fucking adorable. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with him, surprising him with all the gifts and love in the world. Which he deserves.

Bruce: I love you.

Girlfriend: I love you more, I'm always here for you.

by Lil Oof Dick July 31, 2018

Bruce and Jackies

Two hard nips, see Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan.

Look at the Bruce and Jackies on that!

by Rees October 20, 2004

Bruce Lee Title Punch

Basically the same as Rocky Balboa Title Punch, but the provider can only eat corn smothered in chili garlic sauce (Sriracha is a good brand).

It is best when anti-laxatives (ie Immodium AD) are taken during the week's "training". Then on the championship day, take laxatives prior to the main event.

It was great. After I got Bruce Lee Title Punch'd, I had fiery shit all over me; it was all watery and stained everything. The smell really added to the experience and made me have an appetite for Chinese food for some reason.

by J-Deezie August 29, 2008

Bruce

(v). to be cool, sweet, or chill.

Bridget: I just drank an entire bottle of mustard.
Drew: Dude, you're so Bruce!

Sex Tiger: I kinda just want to hang out tonight and lay low.
Bethany: You're so not Bruce tonight.

by dumps278 June 13, 2008

Bruce Campbell

Nerds worship him, women love him, did I mention nerds worship him?

People at www.superherohype.com/forums are obsessed with bruce campbell.

by Spidey_Freak November 3, 2003

Bruce Springsteen

Not only the best songwriter in the world, an awesome guitarist(although he still does not measure up to Eric Clapton)

"in the day we sweat it ou;t on the streets of a runaway american dream, at night we ride to mansions of glory in suicide machines, sprung from cages on highway 9, chrome-wheeled, fuel injected and steppin out over the line" (Born to Run by The Boss)

by BruceSpringsteen June 9, 2005