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blow his wig 

(verb) to lose one's mind, or cause someone else to lose their mind; to go crazy or drive crazy; to impress or surprise.
When I show up today, it will blow his wig. He won't be able to deal.
blow his wig by anarcissie April 22, 2008
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Blow Job Artist (BJA) 

a woman who is particularly excellent at blow jobs
that girl last night gave me the best blow job ever. as if i were getting head from a vacuum. i do believe she was a Blow Job Artist (BJA).

Blow Job shot 

An alcoholic drink.

In a shot glass (NOT a cordial glass):
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 shot Kaluah
Topped with whipped cream as high as you can make it.

After the shot is made, the drinker can do a liptease, and lick some of the cream off the top. If the drink has been bought by somebody else, this is almost a requirement.

The drinker places her hands behind her back, leans over, wraps her lips around the shotglass and straightens up, tilting the head back and swallowing the shot in one gulp.

This is a good way to get free drinks, just make sure you don't choke. It takes a while to master the technique of doing this gracefully and looking sexy.
Girl 1: Remember that hot blond guy from the club last night?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: After you left I ordered a Blow Job shot, and did it with him watching, I totally didn't go home alone.
Blow Job shot by Glenalucard December 9, 2008

Blow me where the pampers is 

Originating from the 1994 movie: PCU. This term is most used as a comeback when someone says or does something you dislike. Can be used just like: "blow me" but adds that extra bit of urban flavor. This saying will often confuse and insult simultaneously.
Dude 1: Why did you order cheese on my burger?

Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?

Dude 1: So?!

Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"

Blow Your Load 

When a guy's ball's are full of cum and it explodes out out the penis
Jake : Don't you just love Kiersten's suction cup lips!
Chad : Not Really!
Jake I do especially whey she suck's my cock make's me Blow My Load everytime!
Chad : Who Cares!
Steve : Hey Chad! (wink)
Chad : Hey Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Did you just Blow Your Load?
Chad : Fuck No! Excuse me I need to use the bathroom!
Kiersten : Hey why is there cum running out of Chad's pant's?
Jake : Oh Steve made him Blow His Load!
Kiersten : Oh gross! So do you wanna hide in the closet so you can Blow Your Load in my mouth?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Blow Your Load by SlopNChop July 22, 2018
A Blow Hen is usually a female who would do anything for a mans penis in her mouth. A blow hen treats penis like a mother hen would treat her chicks, meaning she would die for pennis.

def#2- a blowpig who attends University of DE ( see blow pig)
Christina sat in the room at the party and provided oral services to men of all colors, weights, and sizes. All the men yelled what a blow hen after exiting the room.
Blow hen by Mark Wert April 16, 2008