by Squuuuuuuishy April 5, 2009
Get the Blind Kung Fu Master mug.Blindfold Bumpers is a game where you go out to a field with a bunch of friends, put on a blindfold, spin around and yell 'GO.' Whoever crashes with another person first wins.
by Dybdahller February 22, 2010
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by falmeth November 30, 2010
Get the blind by choice mug.When your asshole looks like some one used a blender on it.
Gaping, giant beat up hole. Ripped, torn and beaten.
Gaping, giant beat up hole. Ripped, torn and beaten.
by Elderee January 17, 2015
Get the blender ass mug.Blind bootying is often used by niggas and their homies that pretend they are blind to check a thots booty out.
This technique can be mastered by snapping on some slick shades to cover your perfectly normal eyes (unlike my homie fetty wap), then walk around pretending to be blind but just be staring at the targets booty. Once the glasses trickerino is mastered you can perform a risky maneuver by stretching your arms in front of you and walking towards the targets fat chocolate booty. When you are close enough to the thot reach for her booty followed by "Sorry, I'm legally blind".
This technique can be mastered by snapping on some slick shades to cover your perfectly normal eyes (unlike my homie fetty wap), then walk around pretending to be blind but just be staring at the targets booty. Once the glasses trickerino is mastered you can perform a risky maneuver by stretching your arms in front of you and walking towards the targets fat chocolate booty. When you are close enough to the thot reach for her booty followed by "Sorry, I'm legally blind".
Fetty wap: 'Yo nigga put on some shades and lets go blind bootying those bitches over there looking bad af'
You: 'Ayy lmaonaize I can just imagine my cock deep in her cakes'
*5 minutes later*
Bad bitch: 'Hey stupid ass nigga why you touching my ass? Pussy ass bitch touch deez nutz!'
You: 'My bad ma'am I'm legally blind see my shades are blind peoples glasses.'
Bad bitch: 'My bad honey, have a good day.'
You: 'Lets fuck.'
You: 'Ayy lmaonaize I can just imagine my cock deep in her cakes'
*5 minutes later*
Bad bitch: 'Hey stupid ass nigga why you touching my ass? Pussy ass bitch touch deez nutz!'
You: 'My bad ma'am I'm legally blind see my shades are blind peoples glasses.'
Bad bitch: 'My bad honey, have a good day.'
You: 'Lets fuck.'
by trey the official meme October 3, 2015
Get the blind bootying mug.When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.
Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.
by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016
Get the Blind Puppy mug.A term sometimes used in software development, most likely in video games development, to describe the act of submitting files to the project's source control (code or asset) without testing the result locally.
Most likely used in a changelist description to warn others this change is not tested and could be a build break culprit.
Can be used in conjuncture with a Chicken Run or Ninja Chicken to become:
Blind Chicken Run: Not tested, submitted quickly before leaving the office.
Blind Ninja Chicken: Not tested, attempting to fix a prior bug or build break.
Blind Ninja Chicken Run: Not tested, attempting to fix a prior bug or build break quickly before leaving the office.
Most likely used in a changelist description to warn others this change is not tested and could be a build break culprit.
Can be used in conjuncture with a Chicken Run or Ninja Chicken to become:
Blind Chicken Run: Not tested, submitted quickly before leaving the office.
Blind Ninja Chicken: Not tested, attempting to fix a prior bug or build break.
Blind Ninja Chicken Run: Not tested, attempting to fix a prior bug or build break quickly before leaving the office.
"Joe had to leave the office, he did a Blind Chicken so that we could start texturing Batman's nipples."
As a Changelist description:
"Batman25 - fixed Batman Rig scene to set proper orientation and fix moonwalking bug - BLIND NINJA CHICKEN RUN"
As a Changelist description:
"Batman25 - fixed Batman Rig scene to set proper orientation and fix moonwalking bug - BLIND NINJA CHICKEN RUN"
by mbdash June 29, 2018
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