Banjo

The only instrument that you cannot play a sad song on.

Woohooo, sheeit son, ya damn near had meh hwhoopin' and hollain' with that there banjo playin'!

by the_bayest December 21, 2008

banjo

A instrument played by young girls around campfires and sounds good with songs like "somewhere over the rainbow".

sropes: ima go and play ma ukulele and jam out.
jdubs: ummm...i think thats a banjo...
sropes:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by JDUBS9757 October 8, 2011

bingo wings

what happens to your triceps when they turn to fat. Usually sported by middle aged townie women in bingo halls.

by bb April 23, 2003

Bingo

An urban term used throughout Australia to describe an ecstasy pill. It originated in Perth and was made notorious by a large community of druggies starting in 2003. It was meant to replace the words such as pills, ecstasy tablets, poppers, and flippers, all of which mean the same thing, but have a negative connotation. Basically, anyone using the term Bingo was considered elite. As such, today it is used liberally by many party-goers in Oz, although the appeal of the word "bingo" was based around the fact that not many people knew what it meant and that it required explanation. It also helped justify the use of the drug since it was suddenly "hip" to explain the exclusive bingo talk.

Explaining the word bingo always brought a smile to the face of the noob who did not know what it meant. It did have a 100% conversion rate - once you hear bingo, you never call the drug anything else.

It was also common to call your elite buddies by their "bingo" names. A bingo name is basically the word bingo, followed by a single word describing the person. For example:
anti-bingo: someone who does not approve of the drug use
bingo man: when you need bingo, he's your man
bingo party: someone who is hooked to bingo and good times
bingo barbie: a pretty druggie
bingo wiseman: someone who knows everything about the bingo experience
bingo veteran: someone who has been taking bingo for 10 years+
bingo milkybar: a cute person who drinks milo by day, and has a bingo every 6 months or so
bingo machine: a bingo dispensing machine

...

you get the picture

Q: Yo man you got any bingos?

Q: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
A: No thanks, I am having bingo tonight...
Q: What's that?

I am so bingo'd!

I feel bingo deluxe!

Q: Hey, are you having bingos tonight?
A: Pfft! Am I having bingos... I am the bingo KING...
Q: What about him? (points at the dude dancing like an idiot on the stage) Isn't that your friend?
A: Yeh, thats bingo Gay.

Q: Is your gf having bingos with you tonight...
A: No dude, dont you know she is bingo Kryptonite!

Q: Thats funny... you call them "bingos"?
A: Yes man, its the bingo culture.

by B.K. (aka Bingo King) August 17, 2007

Bingo Marker

A poop that you are trying like mad to keep in until you can find a bathroom. When it touches fabric such as underwear, it leaves a little brown dot in your shorts. much like the large magic markers used to mark a bingo card. turtle head prairie doggin

I've got to find a bathroom quick. THis turd is about to do the bingo marker on my drawers.

by fattoeknee July 6, 2009

Banjolsh

Banjolsh is the ultimate protagonist. Showering the land with his all-mighty leaf blower, he often grabs small bears and feeds them to penguins. Selling merchandise galore, he is the beast of bartering. As well as being a full time hero, Banjolsh is known to reside in a tainted cottage in Antarctica. As well as this, many 'a' men look up to Banjolsh as not only a superior, but as an idol. Founder of the treble clef route of tomato, Banjolsh is also a scientist, and reincarnation of man himself. His famous quotes are: "SCRAM!" and "That takes the Biomass."

"Huzzah Children! Banjolsh is approaching!"
"Guys, let's give our pocket money to Banjolsh, he deserves it."
"Look over there, it's inevitable heroism! No wait, it's Banjolsh!"
"The leaves! They're gone! Banjolsh saved us!"

by Mr-Pseudonym October 29, 2009

Bingo Fucked

What many Scrabble players will be now that proper nouns are allowed.

I just used all my letters and Bingo Fucked Tall Pall at Scrabble.

by Fappee April 11, 2010