I could write a book about what I've been through.

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.

Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."

by Thatsnotmyname May 8, 2013

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Beenie Hat

A stye of hat (like a woolly hat but minus the bobble) it's often worn by Craig David, nerds, punks or ME.

I'm never without my black skull beenie.

by Radclyffe December 7, 2003

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Belen

Is trendy and doesn't care what people say, if she does something it's only because she wants to do it for herself. She loves taking things slowely and experiencing things. Belen's are usually great swimmers and soccer players. They usually get tan easily.Belen's usually only just some people and she will do anything for those people. Belen's are usually funny and make jokes about lots of things and have a dirty sense of humor. They usually date around because she want to have different experiences in her love life some may call her a whore. When she likes something she dedicates her time to her. When it comes to her loved ones she doesn't love anyone hurt them. She has Dark Brown hair and Dark brown eye's, and long eyelashes. Belen's love animals especially dogs and some Belen's love them more than Human's. Belens are Usually Taurus's. They also have a great taste in food. Belen's follow trends and then make there own some of them aren't popular but are friendly. They also admire the show Riverdale and ship varchie. They also look like Camila mendes

person 1 *ima name him bob* Bob: Have you seen what happened in Riverdale

*person 2 and Belen at the same time*
person 2 *Ima name her Izzie* No don't spoil
Belen: I did yea poor Archie
*person 2 Izzie just being mad at Belen

by ThisI$F0RTHE-FearkingRPwthi3ry July 24, 2019

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Never-been-kissed-hoe

A never-been-kissed hoe refers to a slut who's so incredibly ugly that all the men she's been with have never made out with her or kissed her in foreplay, or during sex. Can also be called NBKH for short. A never-been-kissed hoe is pretty much someone who offers sex whenever; she's always on the guy's time, but she's impossible to look at so the men she's with probably won't even get into certain positions with her so they don't have to look at her face. A never-been-kissed-hoe mostly gets it from the back, anal, or oral. (Giving, and maybe receiving) The lights are always off with a never-been-kissed-hoe. And NBKHs are always easy and insecure so they'll go along with being used for sex, not even completely good sex you brag about, but just sex when no one else is around and you're really horny.

Glenda: I can't believe Paul is still cheating on his girlfriend who's out of town for that ugly, tramp, Joss.

Brenda: I know! He must be desperate for some p*ssy, because his girlfriend is gorgeous!

Glenda: Ew! You know, I can't even imagine having foreplay with that horse-looking b*tch, let alone sex.

Brenda: Well, I don't think he kisses her or anything, I think he's just in and out and doesn't even look her in the eye; he has no feelings for her!

Glenda: Why is she so insecure and easy? She's such a NBKH.

Brenda: A what?

Glenda: A never-been-kissed-hoe.

Brenda: I can see that. Definately.

by PrincessR December 5, 2009

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