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Beardhood

The state or period of being bearded/having a beard.

The period in life that every man should strive towards reaching, and from which point he can begin living his life properly.
He who has not reached beardhood cannot call himself a man

Charles spent his early beardhood knee-deep in the puss, before going into the world and proclaiming beardhood to all creation

Pity the individual who never reaches beardhood, for he will never experience the fullness that life has to offer him
by Charlemagne1993 August 2, 2016
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Beard game

How well groomed and sexy that royal mane looks like. A nice washed & oiled full groomed beard is what a game beard game is all about.
Damn is that Mike?! I almost didn't recognize nice him with that sexy lushcious mane.
His beard game is on point!
by BernardSaint February 2, 2019
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Beardsen Backles

The nickname given to Jensen Ackles with a beard.
Beardsen Backles looks good today! I hope he never shaves.
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beard couple

A man and woman claiming to be in a heterosexual relationship but are actually covering for one is them being homosexual. Usually the cover-up is for a homosexual male.
Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.
by Ultravioletlemon April 23, 2023
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Cowboy Beard

Dean-Anthony, button your shirt, nobody wants to look at your cowboy beard.
by RickyWaynthBishop January 11, 2012
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The Beard Theory

If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.
The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.
by By and Large March 19, 2015
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gravy beard

When you're eating the pussy and your beard tickles her butthole after she's been having assplosions all day.
"I got gravy beard from being nose deep in the tang last night"
by BeardProbs September 23, 2015
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