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Weenie Bender

A tight "brief" style men's swimsuit, like those worn in swimming competitions. The shape and size of the man's penis is visible and typically looks bent.
We went to the water park and there was a group of guys all wearing weenie benders.
by pisforpaul September 1, 2013
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link bender

When you click on a link in an article, but there is a link that interests in you in that article and then you click on that link, but then it takes you to another article and you click a link in that website, etc. You do this for a long period of time, getting completely lost and end up in a site that bears absolutely no relationship to what you were originally looking for. This happens when you try to research things, it can have a good ending when you do this for fun, a bad ending when you're doing this and getting nowhere when you need to learn something, or it can have a saucy ending when you end up looking at porn. Also, used frequently on FB updates, especially when you are supposed to be doing something productive and you end up no where near that productive thing, doing something else, and sometimes even just back on facebook or whatever social media site you use.
I'm supposed to be researching amino acids, but went on a link bender through wikipedia, that was two hours ago and now I'm reading about fuzzy kitten fetishes in Russian young men.
by Mona Beeswaxian March 6, 2014
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Water Beedril

When a man or woman with a penis uses a cup filled with water as a condom, he/she then proceeds to penetrate their partner until they either cum or the water from the cup is gone.
Sally: So I heard you and Sam had sex. Tell me the deets

Ryan: It was good until he pulled a Water Beedril on me.
by Cacti don't have booty April 25, 2014
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snorkel bender

Noun. A homosexual. One who enjoys the thrill of firmly grasping another mans snorkel.

Check out Casey, he's been bending snorkels all night!

Did you see what Christin did to that guys snorkel? Talk about bent.
Where the hell is Casey? Is he bending snorkels again?

Bro, I was at the minginest party last night. Half of the dudes where snorkel benders and the other half got bent!

Dude, what have you been doing? Your hands smell of snorkel.
by Jay-rizzy December 23, 2014
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Tinder Bender

When you have sex with someone from tinder you just met.

Much like a fender bender it is when you hit someone from behind that you don't know yet.
Oh yeah she/he last night was just a tinder bender.
by ValetLife December 2, 2015
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u-bender

Where you take a shit and its so heavy or fast it goes round the u bend and disappears!
Did you have a good shit?

Yeah it was a u-bender!
by WiganLad88 May 1, 2016
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Birdshit Beemer

When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hood like they ain't got nothing better to do.
See that car in the driveway? Yeah that's my Birdshit Beemer ! Enjoy!
by HighMaintenance68 May 22, 2016
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