beach mule

It's lineage can be traced to the Moscow Mule, it originated on the south shores of Long Island, a cocktail composed of overwhelmingly vodka, ginger beer, and rose's sweetened lime juice. Usually used to turn you into a raging lunatic before playing volleyball.

I just crushed a beach mule and now I'm going to spike the ball in their fucking face.

by Aceholes Live! July 30, 2017

BEach bummed

Having anal sex in the sand dunes with a stranger you met at a bar

anyone here you want to get beach bummed by later?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

beach juggalo

Sublime Fans

Dude the fairgrounds were overrun with Beach Juggalos Saturday night. Sublime was headlining the summer fest!

by Feelnfly June 29, 2019

Beach Whacker

Homeless Meth user living on the beach who gives sandy hand jobs under the dock for $5

Josephs hands were smooth as a baby from all the years as a professional Beach Whacker.

by Impudicus July 3, 2019

beachfever

In need of beach time

I have beachfever let’s go

by Jeffrey the shark March 24, 2019

beachfever

I need to go to the beach or I will die

I have beachfever let’s go

by Jeffrey the shark March 24, 2019

beachfever

I need to go to the beach or I will die

I have beachfever let’s go!

by Jeffrey the shark March 24, 2019