Beasturd

A beasturd is the feces of an animal.

I was out in the jungle yesterday and stepped in a large pile of beasturd.

by BrownManJuices April 4, 2011

Blasterbate

The act of shooting a "Kamehameha Wave" (an energy wave) out of your penis.

I blasterbate at Piccolo to try to kill him.

by Kouzetsu April 15, 2011

Salsa Blaster

A salsa blaster is where you take a shot of tequila, put a drop of salsa in your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

We going to do some salsa blasters when we hit up the party.

Lets spice things up, anyone up for a salsa blaster?

by Just 1 Guy May 2, 2010

Achin Beastes

When you are acting like a grimey person or hating on someone thats better than you.

I cant believe you slept with that girl last night! You are such an achin beastes!

by Blasphemeth August 5, 2010

SHIT BLASTER

the ass

Wow! That chick has the nicest shit blaster I've seen in a while.

by weave March 27, 2003

colon blaster

Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.

I've got to lay off the Mexican food. Those burritos are complete colon blasters!

by Indy Sparkplug May 8, 2010

dooky blaster

after sex if the girl is taking a crap and has her legs spread you go into the bathroom and fuck her while she's on the bowl.

after i fucked you mom i gave her a dooky blaster.

by vasilie March 5, 2004