bear stuffer

A guy who has anal sex with an unattractive, large, hairy female.

Matt: Mate, I fucked Helga last night
Kyle: Eww, she's hairy and fat, you're such a bear stuffer!

by Kempo May 6, 2006

Moo Bear

Thee most amazingest, (yes that's right... amazingest) cuddly, snuggling, and rarest thing you can ever find. It is only found in North America. It eats only chocolate and gummy foods. If you ever cross sights with a Moo Bear you should feel an immense feeling of honor because there is only one in the entire world.

The first day I laid eyes on the Moo Bear I was mesmerized.

by Moo Bear For President February 2, 2010

Schwarbington bear

A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.

1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"

by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006

Finger Bear

One who takes advantage of a sleeping girl or girls by placing his fingers inside of her vagina or their vaginas.

Hey remember that time we both fell asleep next to Walter on that hammock and he tried to finger us? God, he's such a finger bear.

by finger bear victim #112 February 17, 2010

The Bear Jew

Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."

Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.

The Bear Jew:

*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.

by The Flying 69 August 24, 2009

bears in trees

a very snazzy dirtbag boyband that i love very much.

they consist of: iain - vocals, lyrics + bass; nick - guitar + lyrics; callum - ukulele, piano + vocals; and george - drums + production

DEFINITELY GO LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC <333

person 1: i listen to bears in trees!!

person 2: omg??? you must be so swag, they're amazing

by kindasage July 3, 2021

Bonny Bear

What idiots called Bon Iver at the 2012 Grammys.

Person 1: Who's Bonny Bear and why did he beat Skrillex and Nicki Minaj?

Person 2: It's BON IVER and they beat them because Bon Iver is much more talented than a multiple personalities psychopath and a person who makes music from windows 95 program sounds.

by Person123456 April 3, 2012