by anonymous March 12, 2021

by amanderineorange February 25, 2008

by ukjfsd March 14, 2023

He was the best thing before sliced bread, apparently
he did something for some jews then died on a cross, i dunno
See family guy
he did something for some jews then died on a cross, i dunno
See family guy
by Stuartthebank October 16, 2007

Jesus Christ is the savior that God has given to the world. He died on the cross and shed blood to cleanse the sin of every sinner. To those people who believed in Him would not be perished but have everlasting life.
by Annyeong June 9, 2021

Known by Christians as the Messiah, the savior; the bringer of light to the after-world of darkness.
By other Abrachamic Religions he is known merely as a prophet, bring the word of God.
By other Abrachamic Religions he is known merely as a prophet, bring the word of God.
Jesus is a liberal
by condoms r too small for me July 30, 2018

A long-dead Middle-Eastern hippy who smoked weed and fathered many screwed up kids including George W. Bush and John McCain.
by Marcina June 18, 2008
