carnival barker 

Donald Trump

"We're not going to solve our problems if we get distracted by carnival barkers and sideshows" (Barack Obama, 27th April 2011, in reference to Donald Trump)

carnival barker by BannedByTrumpPlaza May 18, 2011

Barking Spider 

A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.

Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.

Barking Spider by Tasty Beverage October 31, 2008

barking at the ants 

Vomiting (esp. in the street)

Landlord: "You look rough mate"
Gus: "I know, I've been barking at the ants all evening, I think it's your dodgy beer"
Landlord: "Well you did drink 19 pints of it"

barking at the ants by TommyJJ March 8, 2006

barkling 

to barkle

see barkle

barkling by Wosat June 27, 2004

beefy barker 

a huge line of coke...thick and long line of the white lady...

Cat Daddy: "did you see that beefy barker that milt just snarfed up?"

Hildork: "milts a legend!"

beefy barker by badback9 November 4, 2007

barking

1. When speaking loudly, to a shout, just to get a strangers attention.

2. When speaking loudly in a close or sound sensitive setting. ( vehicle, house, comedy club, etc.. )

barking¹ - HEY BABY WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

barking² - (at a funeral ) HEY WHO WAS THIS BASTARD ANYWAYS?

synonyms: shouting, yelling, screaming

barking by UnknowableOne June 20, 2016

barking at the sidewalk

Bending over and throwing up while outside

At first he felt alright, then suddenly he was bent over barking at the sidewalk.

barking at the sidewalk by Dan Snodgrass August 11, 2006