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Trash Bandit

The bums you catch on camera dumping garbage all over your back yard. Usually wearing ripped up dirty clothes, these uncivilized people tend to let their garbage overflow to the top of the ceiling in their house before finally dumping it all over someone else's property because there's a bag limit.

CAUTION: When you approach them after catching them, there may be an unruly smell emanating from the doorway. Also beware of any hazardous waste in their front yard, and definitely avoid smelling their breath.
Neighbour: There's garbage all over the back alley, is that you!?
Guy: Nah the trash bandits are oozing garbage everywhere they go, it's only a matter of time until I catch one.

Neighbour: I feel you, those damn trash bandits are everywhere lately.
by mrcleandean March 29, 2022
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Net bandit

A person who is too cheap to get internet service of their own so they go to Krystals, Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, etc. just for the free Net. Such as me :)
Tightwad Tim is such a net bandit. He would rather drive to town for free internet than have it at home!
by Tightwad Tim February 16, 2010
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Baby Bandit

So-Called notorious theives' that steal cum from sperm banks
"Did you hear about that Baby Bandit Heist?"
"Those crackheads got away with gallons of cum"
by Sly.Farron May 25, 2021
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Soda bandit

When someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.
Karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.
by Phoofs March 17, 2016
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Barbou Bandit

A person who has an obsession with monster stickers or obsessed with their truck, that is home made, with fog lights or is dented
Phil must be a barbou bandit because of his enormous fog lights on his truck that is covered in monster stickers.
by beatlabrecords March 7, 2010
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Air Bandit

An “Air Bandit” is someone who is a waste of oxygen. Or is “stealing” oxygen hence Air Bandit.
You are such an Air Bandit!
by Bandito John January 20, 2022
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Waist Bandit

A female who's attractiveness forces you to tuck your boner into your waist band.
John: "dude Emily Ratajkowski is such a waist bandit!"
Sarah: " that's offensive"
John: "cuz every time I see her, I gotta hide my boner!"
by Dbop619 April 12, 2017
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