Awkward Aloha 

When you go on a "romantic" Hawaiian vacation with your ex-fiance who doesn't know you aren't trying to "work things out" in a tropical paradise but are, in fact, moving out as soon as you return home.

Sarah: Heather's on Maui with her ex.

Erin: Isn't she moving out next week?

Sarah: Yes.

Erin: Awkward Aloha!

Awkward Aloha by Mean Tricks January 12, 2011

Awkward phone

A situation in which a girl can feel a guy's phone in his pocket, usually while grinding; however, the "phone" in question is ambiguous.

Danggg I could feel Palladium's awkward phone

Awkward phone by ikoons.asil October 21, 2010

Awkward Vulva 

In the vein of "awkward animals" one creates with one's hands during an awkward lull in the conversation- the awkward vulva is performed by making both hands into a mouth-like shape, with the thumbs forming the bottom jaw and the fingers overlapped forming the upper jaw, so to speak. then open and close the "mouth." True, the Awkward Vulva is oriented horizontally, unlike a true vulva, but it is, after all, an AWKWARD vulva. it is accompanied by the chant "Awkward Vulva!" *clap clap, clap-clap-clap* (to the tune of "its all over")

Guy #1: Man, that sandwich was delicious!
Hot Asian Chick: oh really? was it a dick sandwich?
Guy #1: yes.
...
Guy #2: AWKWARD VULVA! *clap clap, clap-clap-clap*

Awkward Vulva by ladelfull_of_soup October 19, 2010

Awkward Unicorn 

This is the extension of your middle finger in response to a person who causes an awkward situation or silence by saying or doing something stupid.

Roland: Jill called Cheddi gay in front of everyone yesterday.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.

Awkward Unicorn by Obsydion October 7, 2009

awkward moment 

When you insult the wrong person.

GIRL: Do you like this purse?

FRIEND: No, that's really ugly. The designer has no talent.

GIRL: I made it for my mother.

FRIEND: Oh.................I know. I was just joking.

GIRL: Nice try, but that was still an awkward moment.

awkward moment by monica5895 October 27, 2011

Awkward Woolly Mammoth 

Awkward Woolly Mammoth
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.

Person 1: "Dude. I knocked on my ex-boyfriend's door and his girlfriend opened the door without her shirt on as he buttoned up his pants" *does the awkward woolly mammoth move*

Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.

such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.

Awkward Woolly Mammoth by FranFine February 29, 2008

awkward palm tree

An extension of awkward turtle where one arm is placed horizontally whilst the other stands vertically on top, swaying as if in a breeze. Often used to break tension and silence in a room when the awkward turtle doesn't quite do enough! Can be extended by mimicking coconuts falling off the palm tree.

misha: well this is awkward...
georgia: *awkward turtle*
... still awkward....
misha: *awkward palm tree*

awkward palm tree by tulipgirl January 24, 2011