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Glucose Parental

another way of saying 'sugar daddy'
man, why get a job when you can get a glucose parental!
by loldaddythatsme May 16, 2017
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Parent's Rights

Hym "No motherfucker, whenever anybody want to talk about 'Abortion rights' or 'Trans-Rights' you're all 🤓 'Wellsh, TECHNICALLYSH, You don't HAVE rights becaush muh constitution!' And you have these ALSO IMAGINARY rights... You ALSO have IMAGINARY rights you're just making up on a whim. Now you have 'Parent's rights.' Where does it say that 'The parents dictate the school curriculum?' Where in the constitution does it say that? NOWHERE! THAT'S FUCKING WHERE! See how quick the tables turn?"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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Crow Parents

Crows are intelligent birds who have mastered the art if solving problems. Humans are baffled by their intelligence, the more they learn about them the more intriguing they seem. They're attentive, territorial and extremely protective of their craftly built nests. The nest is guarded until the young crow fledge to fend for themselves. Bear in mind that crows are not vicious fiends bound for havoc, but merely dedicated and protective parents trying to defend the young from vultures which includes the human race and are gutless to face the parents, so they target the vulnerable.
If someone does tamper with their young, the crows will instantly hover over them flying backwards and forth whilst angrily screaming CAW! CAW! CAW!..waiting for the appropriate time to dive bomb their head. They peck at their eyes, scratch their forehead with their high speed wings and violently peck at their head. It's an unpleasant experience which does require medical assistance. So, if you know what's good for you, stay away!

Be warned though, crows are weary of potential predators spying n them, so they have a few tricks up their wings which will delude you, so don't be surprised if a nest location you were certain of just turns out to be a ruse.
Crow parents are silence in the trees, planning for a strategic way to dive bomb their predators.
by Her Royal Crowness February 7, 2018
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Parental Plower

He is such a parental plower
by OLDERFARTER May 11, 2018
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Elastic Parent

A parent who is adequately chill, accepts you and gives you freedom to live your own life. Trusts you, knows you make the right choices and the child-parent trust will not be betrayed. Elastic Parents stretch further with age, in fact as the child grows up the more elastic their grasp becomes.
*Two friends talking to each other*

"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."
by Shitabelle November 13, 2022
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bandwagon parent

a deadbeat mom or dad who doesn't put any time or effort into encouraging, mentoring, or otherwise raising their son/daughter...but doesn't hesitate to play the part of Proud Parent as soon as the kid starts kicking ass at something, esp if s/he didn't play any part in said child's success.
That asshole tried to discourage drum lessons, argue against buying a kit, and doesn't spend any time with his boy...but he wants pictures and video of his son to show off now that he's getting good at drums? He's a bandwagon parent if I ever saw one.
by Wyntersun December 23, 2013
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student-to-parent

those retarded elementary school messages that students were supposed to have passed onto their parents.
a student-to-parent is so lool, i.e. long out of line, they almost seem archaic
by Sexydimma January 16, 2017
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