Maximum Altitude

Term for when somebody has reached the physical or mental peak of being high, namely on marijuana. Reaching Maximum-Altitude means that a person cannot/will not smoke anymore because they believe they can't possibly get any higher.

"Dude we've smoked 7 bowls, wanna go for an eighth?"
"No way. I'm at Maximum Altitude, I can barely move."

by The Guru of Ganja November 1, 2013

gaining altitude

When one is already high, and continues to hit blunts causing them to get "higher".

Dude, Tom has been gaining altitude for the past couple hours.

by Doodlemeister October 24, 2015

Traffic Arbitrage

A procedure undertaken in heavy traffic conditions whereby the subject (a driver) constantly switches lanes to beat the average traffic speed. Particularly important in US of A where the leftmost lane is always taken

Nathan: With this traffic, I won't make it to the airport in time unless I pull some moves off
Bobby, 10 minutes later: That was sick Traffic Arbitrage bro

by SharmaAndShawarma November 18, 2015

cruising altitude

A state of X (adult life for example) where no serious effort is urgent, or even needed anymore.

College kids talk about how they want a degree so they can shake things up and change the world, but like most people, deep down they just work towards a life at cruising altitude, and then that idealism fades just like yours or mine.

Once I've paid off my loans and can live life at a cruising altitude, I will at least consider having a child

by how-young-people-talk March 14, 2020

The arbitrated colors of a variegated disarray

Lemme guess, you're searching up vocaloid lyrics?

Grow up kid, "The arbitrated colors of a variegated disarray" is just a lyric from 'Aura' by Ghost.

by GCALKCA June 17, 2022

Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes

2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”

by Denzel Curry July 23, 2022

alphabetic arbitration

An A-to-Z assortment of petty matters dat hafta be decided in court:
AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings.
barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks.
carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us.
farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances.
garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices.
jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers.
marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish.
parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to.
tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with.
warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.

Additional alphabetic arbitration terms are possible is you alter da spellings slightly:
arbortration: Laws governing either drill/lathe-mandrels of vertical-frame landscaping.
barbertration: Stipulations on when/how you can get a haircut.
Farbertration: Dictates what kitchen gadgets may be used.
harbortration: Stupid rules governing a safe anchorage.

by QuacksO December 29, 2023