spock shock

The act of shoving 2 or more fingers behind the collar bone and digging as deep as possible. Extremely painful.

Danny Ray tried to spear me with an umbrella so I spock shocked the fuck out of him.

by Evilfish April 9, 2012

meataphylactic shock

is what happens when you r try'n to train your self to be able to eat big food " 2Lb burgers, 32oz steaks, ect" and slip up on your training then go and eat big food and in doing so puts your body in shock " sweats, shakes, dizzy, lite headedness, and the whole realiation that you mite be a FATT GUY...

none meat eater starts to eat 'lots' of meat.....meataphylactic shock

someone trains to eat a big meat then lacks on there training, then try's to eat big meat.......meataphylactic shock

by murphmellow August 1, 2011

shock the nation

basically another way to say two in the pink and one in the stink

guy 1: dude last night i did the shock the nation

guy2: cool bro

by noabbshere November 29, 2016

Cock Shock

While watching porn, right before you bust, the porno switches to an image of a cock or the man's ass not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.

Ben: Dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got Cock Shock.

Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!

by LZIVELEZ February 24, 2010

Shock Horror

1) A word to replace 'Oh my god', or 'omg', and so on, or to express your emotions (shock and horror, duuh)

2) Can also be used when surprised.

1)
Teacher: And... Stacy, you seem to have broken your record of always getting the bottom marks. Well done, you got 100% on your maths paper.

Stacy: Shock horror, say what?!

2)
Rapist: Surprise!

Rapee: SHOCK HORROR!

by The Muffin... Woman. July 18, 2009

Prophylactic Shock

The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken

When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.

by iRustin January 2, 2010

Photo-shock

The act of editing or cropping a picture to make one's self appear more attractive than they actually are

Her profile picture was a pretty cute close-up of her face. The full body shot however told a much different story. She was a total fatty. I got photo-shocked.

by TheyCallMeTheGambler January 23, 2009