albert

alright bet

bro: lets go
you:albert

by jajabeetz July 3, 2025

Albert

Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt

Damn thats big Albert

by dirt98304756934875 December 24, 2020

Albert

Everyone likes Albert, he's introverted but will spring up at every social interaction he garners. He's a smart aleck but chooses to not showcase his intel (assumingly to be humble). In addition, Albert is also a kind guy and will give you his lunch; or part of it. Cherish Albert.

Mike: Do you know Albert?
John: Yeah, everyone likes that guy.

by szaisthebestilovesza May 15, 2022

Albert

Alpha Male who likes boobs.
Owns zero-two body pillow

Look,Albert,put on your bra!

by kidamogus October 6, 2021

acrimonious Albert

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them

the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*

by Albert hater December 14, 2023

Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.

Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025

albert

If you are friends with someone named albert he will rage and scream alot. Will want to be called by flamingo.

His name is probably Albert, he screams so much.

by silililililili March 20, 2020