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Nathan Albert

There's only so many ways to describe Nathan Albert and that is big penis, great in bed, and lady's man. ; )
All girl's in the world see Nathan Albert they all drop there panties.
by author of the world May 4, 2018
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Albert's beans

Albert's beans is an amazing product published by MrFlimFlam (aka Flamingo or Albert) as a joke sponsor for the Roblox talk show "Denis Nightly", hosted by DenisDaily.
"We got some great stuff tonight, but first a word from our sponsor: ALBERT'S BEANS!!!" - DenisDaily
by Cbrauts707 June 13, 2023
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Albert

Girl: Albert has a MEGA dick.
by burpmilk May 8, 2021
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Albert

Albert is a God. Albert's are born with a mustache & are born as adults. Alberts are usually very sexy, funny and admired. They know they are the Alpha in this room.
Man, I wish my boyfriend was an Albert.
by ADAWG69697 November 23, 2021
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Albert

Albert is a so lazy and his life runs off of the words 'can't be arsed'. The only way Alberts get there job is through there daddies business as he is too lazy to get any good grade. Some if not most Alberts are unintelligent with zero common sense. They are also incest, however when they aren't fucking the siblings or parents they are attracted to large people mostly women but if they are bored they don't mind going for the odd man.
'That boy got a 0 on his test.'
'That's not surprising his name is Albert, he doesn't care.'
by Thatamygirl May 29, 2022
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Albert shaw

Boy 1: Have you heard the Grabbers real name is Albert shaw?
Girl 1: Your lucky he’s dead now otherwise you’d be next on his list Goldilocks!
by aml30x January 30, 2024
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