Hailey Dorsch

someone who cannot get a man no matter how hard she tries

Hailey Dorsch is lonely

by lonelyassbitch April 14, 2019

Hailey

Hailey is an amazing person. She never fails to make anybody smile, and everyone enjoys her presence. Nobody dislikes Hailey and she always makes someone’s day; she has beautiful eyes, they’re her best feature! Everyone has to love Hailey, no exceptions :)

Girl: Woah, who is that??
Brother: That’s Hailey. She’s beautiful right?
Girl: Yeah, her eyes are so pretty!
Brother: Damn- she’s hot.

by anon bxtch April 17, 2022

Hailey

hailey has diabetes and brown orange hair. she’s obsessed with lil peep and has a love/hate relationship with her juul. she NEVER goes to class but somehow still passes? she has one deformed ear but in the end she’s really sweet and beautiful and perfect in every way. you’ll never find anyone like her.

rando: omg you have a gf?

me: yes, hailey

rando: omg that’s so cute

me: i know she’s a thiccy sniccy 🤪

by yourdadsonhiswaytomycrib July 17, 2019

Hailey

bro

Bro: a homie jeeb or a friend you are very close to. or a Hailey

by Nec7oorg October 13, 2020

Hailey Farris’s Life

Nicholas Brock Smith

Ex-
Somebody- don’t you just love your life

Hailey Farris- I do more every day

(Since he is Hailey Farris’s life she loves him more every day)

by ......12343213 May 25, 2018

Hailey

Hailey is the cutest person you'll ever meet. She'll light up your day but has a dark backstory. She is so generous for no reason at all and it will continue to bamboozle you forever. Hailey's are very driven my the arts e.g. drama, music and are very passionate about what they love. Hailey probably consumes at least 1 Breaka iced coffee every day. If you admit your crush on Hailey to her she'll probably be more excited than awkward. Go out and get you a Hailey my friends.

You: Dang I forgot my coffee money
Hailey: Y'know what? I'll shout the whole group lunch today

by Fish Child September 2, 2020

Hailey

A very cute little sautéed been sprout that loves to read and listen to music. A SPECIFIC BAND. Hailey has pretty pretty eyes and is just so voluptuous and volumptuous.

Boy: OH I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO CUDDLE WITH HAILEY

by Karun1q2 March 10, 2021