Donkey Swing

When you swing your dick around like a nunchuck.

Bruh when I was getting brain last night I pulled it out of her mouth and performed the donkey swing technique and accidentally poked out her eye.

by Dino Nuggets April 11, 2019

Shag a donkey

Basically telling someone to fuck off and fuck a donkey.

“Hey mate.” says Jeff

“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”

by July 02, 2021

donkey-sided

When you get so fucked up you look like the side of a donkey.

“Damn, let’s get donkey-sided tonight boys!”

by Hog plastered February 28, 2021

brew donkey

he or she forced to go solo on a beer run

or a person who can hold down a lot of beer

well i guess im the gawl damm brew donkey tonight

by poodonkey June 15, 2010

donkey conch

A huge vacuous vagina, the inverse of a inverse of a donkey dick.

Dude, that chick is such a slut. I'm sure she has a donkey conch... Go for it if you want to play some donkey conch. I bet you could throw a barrel up that thing.

by Dr. Dumazz August 14, 2008

Fucking donkey

A random thing Gordon Ramsey says using donkey as an insult and adding fuck to it

You fucking donkey

by Green circut January 24, 2020

Pumped into the Donkey

A sound beating of one football team by another, by four goals to one.

Did you see the game yesterday? England were pure Pumped into the Donkey by Germany!!!

by Steven_McCrory June 28, 2010