waffle donkey

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.

Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"

by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017

Cart Donkey

A bitchy-ass flight attendant.

First Office: "Hey Captain, what do you want to do tonight on the layover?"
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."

by Hardlow June 5, 2018

you donkey

A term for people who don't curse. This word means you jackass. Used in mainly 4-7 grade.

Me in 4th grade:"You ugly donkey."

Me now"You ugly jackass!" You Donkey meaning another word for ass or jackass.

by Amoniglue November 24, 2017

Fucking donkey

A random thing Gordon Ramsey says using donkey as an insult and adding fuck to it

You fucking donkey

by Green circut January 24, 2020

Donkey pox

Donkey pox is a rare disease that one contracts thorough anal to anal breathing IE- Sharing farts within rectums.

Hey bro! Can’t wait to catch da donkey pox tonight at Barry’s housewarming party!

by Donkey pox August 7, 2022

sog donkey

A sog donkey is an amazingly dull person, lacking in personality and/or conversation. Sog donkeys also tend to moan a lot about things which are not that important, making you wish you could either end their lives to save your own suffering, or end your own if you are worried about the repercussions.

Sog donkeys do not deserve friends.

"Shut the fuck up you whinging, moaning sog donkey".

by Free_Bird January 23, 2014

brew donkey

he or she forced to go solo on a beer run

or a person who can hold down a lot of beer

well i guess im the gawl damm brew donkey tonight

by poodonkey June 16, 2010