What would Barney say?

A question which confirming you to choose a girl by Barney's opinion.

And Barney is Neil Patrick Harris in a TV show HIMYM. He's a playboy and the righteous scorer of women.

Boy 1: I am going with that girl tonight, bro!

Boy 2: Yeah? Are you sure? She's not that tight.

Boy 1: Really?

Boy 2: Sure, what would Barney say?

by DeadMasterL March 17, 2012

Barney Syndrome

When someone looks like barney the dinosaur due to a genetic condition, also a person who is waddling and probably disabled.

Corr there goes that barney syndrome infected Brutus.

by Bigsexybarney October 10, 2019

Weekend at Barney’s

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death

Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s

by Yhcaep December 13, 2023

Barney Bryant

The best at any game he plays

Barney Bryant is so good at games he got me

by Mr memeer November 12, 2019

Barney

Having your testies inserted into a vagina, then they are queefed out.

The ginger put his balls in the fat cows vaj only to have them ejected by a pussy fart. barney

by purplehaze2291 July 20, 2008

Barney

a dinosaur who magically comes to life and is disguised as a little dinosaur toy. he was great

barney is great

by forever.tdm November 22, 2018

Barney's Tail

When a penis is sucked so hard, the head, the shaft, and scrotum turn a dark purple color.

"I'm still suffering from the Barney's Tail my mother gave to me."

by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016