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yankees

Probably the most well known and successful sports franchise in the world. They have 26 World Championships. The Yankees are what America is about.
The Yankees just killed the Red Sox again.
by Ahmed Bhuiyan April 3, 2005
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A baseball team that, to anyone living east of New York, sucks.
Person from NY: Go Yankees!
person from MA: Retard! Yankees suck!
by Vivi1996 July 4, 2009
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A team that has something the Red Sox (and their fans) will never have....CLASS!
Yankee fans don't wear "Pee on the Red Sox" or "Red Sox Suck!" tees.

Yanks don't encourage their fans to continually act like jackasses (including gloating about the fact that they've won ONE World Series championship since 1918. Whoopee, maybe now you can play baseball with the big boys)
by NYChick January 10, 2005
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New York Yankees

The best team in baseball for many years, however now is struggling because of a depleated minor league farm system. The New York Yankees continously own the Boston Red Sox, and if you don't believe it take for example the 5-game sweep. They are better than the Mets, as they had the same record as them last year and the Mets are in the National League so you can basically obviously distinguish who is better. Also, the Yankees earned all the money they have. They didn't go digging for gold and strike it.
Phil Hughes, Matt DeSalvo and Chris Basak from (AAA) must be ready to get the New York Yankees some major help, fast.
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Crank Yankers

the coolest prank phone call group, i wish the jerky boys made something like that
by JeVoNeR September 12, 2003
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Swamp Yankee

A term used to negatively describe old families in small New England towns that have three defining characteristics: taciturn, unemotional and cheap.
That swamp yankee owns the whole damn town and jacked up the rents on the buildings so high that no one can afford to operate a business on Main Street anymore.
by Banana899 April 16, 2019
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yankees

a baseball team from new york whose only concern isn't the GAME they play, but the MONEY they get for playing it. the most annoying team in baseball, or rather, sports in general. their fanbase consists of cocksucking whiney babies who claim that the only reason "yankee haters" hate the yankees is because they are jealous, that is simply not true. the ONLY reason the yankees win so much is because they literally BUY their way into winnings.

the most overpaid team in baseball, which means, they don't have any REAL skill or talent. the announcers at their games are a group of old farts who masturbate while staring at A-Rod.

the yankee team consists of Derek Jeter, A-Rod, and some other guys that nobody cares about because their celebrity status isn't high enough. Derek Jeter is an egotistic and close-minded bag of douche who thinks he's so handsome when in reality he looks like a drag queen...same for A-Rod. they constantly compete over who gets to be the hotter yankee, even though they know they are both equally fugly.

yankee games are also boring to watch.
Person #1: Did you hear that doctors have found the ultimate cure for insomnia?
Person #2: No way! What is it?
Person #1: They say to just simply watch a Yankees game!

Smart person: The Yankees are the most overpaid and overrated team in sports.
Yankee fan: OMFG you're just jealous! They are the best team in baseball, they are so good!
Smart person: If they are "so good" then why do they have such a sucky pitcher like Randy Johnson? I guess he isn't getting paid enough! That will be Jeter if his salary ever goes down!
Yankee fan: OMG! ::cries:: I got owned!

Joe Torre: So...ready for another win today Derek?
Derek Jeter: I don't know, I'm feeling kind of broke lately.......
Joe Torre: How about another 5 million added to your salary?
Derek Jeter: NOW I feel like playing baseball!
Joe Torre: But what about the game itself? And the fans? Isn't that more important than your salary?
Derek Jeter: More important than money and ferraris and being called a ladies man? Go fuck yourself, old timer! I'm in this for the riches, yo!
by blah blah blahhhhhhhhh February 8, 2007
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