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Wounded Bird Syndrome

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.
Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.
by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023
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exit wounds

1. The effect of eating especially spicy food, as felt on one's anus when excreting 24-48 hrs later. 2. the aftereffects of any especially bowel-moving event in general, such as diarrhea or Indian food not spicy enough for the first definition.
The Thai place I hit for lunch and the Mexican one for dinner were awesome, but I am seriously dreading the exit wounds I'll have!!!!
by Javrel January 29, 2019
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semi wound

Being grounded is a semi wound
by Cloudyskys November 2, 2017
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Don't get your charging cables all wound up

Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"
Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.
by Curious Curls April 22, 2024
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Wound of Compounding

The wound of compounding is the wound of an open fracture. It is a bit of a throwback to the old terminology of "compound fracture." Surgeons often refer to the wound overlying the fracture as the "wound of compounding."
The wound of compounding was closed in a carefully layered fashion.
by ohal0012 December 23, 2021
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gay wounded

A woman/man being distraught that someone they like is gay.
Woman: I really find Neil Patrick Harris attractive, why is he is gay?!

Friend: You're gay wounded aren't you?
by delightfullyanon December 2, 2013
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Wounded Veteran

A political candidate who is definitely going to lose an election.
Having a Wounded Veteran as a major party's candidate for president twice in twelve years against a much younger "opponent" should have made more people realize the United States is a corrupt country, not unlike Ukraine (let's see how much money Zelenskyy walks away with after his oval office meeting today).
by Publius0987 August 18, 2025
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