Jehovah Witness

verb - The act of achieving orgasm so hard that you actually see the face of God.

Man, that bitch from the Kingdom Hall and I went out last night, you know the one, the Elder's daughter? Yeah, well she was sucking my dick so hard and she jammed her finger in my ass. Well, I Jehovah Witnessed right in her mouth! I thought I died and went to heaven cuz God was right there. We goin' out again tomorrow.

by Nelson Birdwell June 20, 2010

wit the shit

In reference to females who are DTF. In reference to men who don't have time to play games..you either DTF or get lost. Men who think they're too good (got hella females).

My boys r wit the shit...r ur gurls down?

by ItsDduB May 2, 2011

Lawrie’s witnesses

I Christian group who follow the lord which is lawrie

“ I love lawrie’s witnesses

by Lawrie W. November 8, 2020

jehovah witnessing

the act of pissing every person you come in contact with off.

When the Jehovahs went Jehovah Witnessing, they pissed everyone they came in contact with off.alot alot alot.

by Mardi and Gras February 20, 2009

sick wit it

feeling of depression
or
extremely good at something

I have so much on my mind right now, I'm so stressed out. Man I'm sick wit it!!
or
I been rapping since '95, man I'm sick wit it!!

by Desiree Berrones December 27, 2005

whats wit' it

whats up, what we gonna do, whatchu wanna do, whats goin on?

you want the fade whats wit' it?

by cee cee and cheri September 24, 2005

jehovahs witness

"Jehovah's Witness" without an apostrophe

Somebody else here added a definition for "jehovahs witness", thus creating this new page, instead of adding to the already existing "Jehovah's Witness" or "Jehovah's Witnesses" definitions.

by Bill M. August 27, 2004