A winter's bone is a sexual act in which the giver enters the talent from behind while holding a snowball (connoisseurs prefer one composed of lightly-packed, freshly-fallen Park City snow) against the small of the partner's back. Body heat will cause the snowball to melt, and the ice cold water will trickle down to where the deal is being done. For an increased degree of difficulty, the producer can forgo the snowball and plunge his junk into a snow bank after several thrusts for the same chilling effect. Real pros know the perfect count is seven thrusts between dips in the snowpack, one thrust for each desired distributor (Searchlight, Lionsgate, Focus, Summit, Weinstein, Overture, Apparition), and will call the distribs out in order while plowing away, hinting at the kind of gratifying release only over-worked and under-sexed acquisitions executives and sales agent can fully appreciate.
For maximum authenticity a winter's bone is performed at a film festival, preferably with a festival volunteer as the receiver. Bonus points are awarded if the act is performed within sight of a theater that screened Debra Granik's 2010 Sundance Film Festival Grand Jury Drama Prize-winning film.
For maximum authenticity a winter's bone is performed at a film festival, preferably with a festival volunteer as the receiver. Bonus points are awarded if the act is performed within sight of a theater that screened Debra Granik's 2010 Sundance Film Festival Grand Jury Drama Prize-winning film.
After sitting through Welcome to the Rileys, Teenage Paparazzo, happythankyoumoreplease and The Imperialists Are Still Alive! in one afternoon, it was only the winter's bone with the hostess from High West Saloon after the Joan Jett concert that made it a day worth having gotten out of bed for.
by Cashier du Cinema February 6, 2010
Get the Winter's bonemug. While having sex with a woman, you pull out and stuff 4 to 5 acorns in here vagina. Then Run out of the room and say "See you in the spring!"
Girl 1 : "So I met this guy at a bar last night and i thought he was really cool, but when we started getting into it, my mind changed."
Girl 2 : "Why, What happend?"
Girl 1 : "I don't want to talk about it, but this is going to be a Long Winter"
Girl 2 : "Why, What happend?"
Girl 1 : "I don't want to talk about it, but this is going to be a Long Winter"
by J-Rad (Hawk-Eye) February 6, 2008
Get the A Long Wintermug. by Pucas marnsley July 2, 2018
Get the Winter soldiermug. by fourletters November 25, 2017
Get the wintered wellmug. by GrottiSquib November 11, 2018
Get the Winters Bonemug. A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. The best looking guy, Has a big dick, And he is the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT! An extremely loving and sweet guy, He will make you smile like an idiot, So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go, He has the ability to make one's heart melt, And after all he is a really good friend, and he will sick up for you when your ever in trouble.
Guy 1, I will fucking kill you!
Guy 2, Back off mate!
Guy 1, Why should i faggot!
Guy 2, I know a Jordan Winter, He will kill you!
Guy 2, Back off mate!
Guy 1, Why should i faggot!
Guy 2, I know a Jordan Winter, He will kill you!
by ThebESTfunLovingPerson December 14, 2013
Get the jordan wintermug. From the Gulf Coast, Craig sent Midwestern Clark a late-January winter jeer - a selfie of Craig sipping fresh-squeezed orange juice on his veranda.
by Hopkins21 January 25, 2020
Get the winter jeermug.