hood-winked

To have the whool be pulled over your eyes ! Its origin comes from real life experiences by people in the hood, everytime you blink in the hood, someones shit gets stolen.

"IVE BEEN HOOD-WINKED !! how could u lie to me !"

by Brittney Johnson August 2, 2006

tinkie winkie

used to describe a small penis

My sister told me you had a small tinkie winkie.

by Abraham Castellanos October 27, 2006

Winkled Out

This term goes back way when the Kernsvillians used to play drinking games on their land that their grand pappy bought them back in Nineteen Two.(1902)

Today the term is still used.But is known today when the smallest person of your party group gets too high or shitfaced or trippin on some kind of shit gets too fucked up and defeated and makes everyone wanna laugh and crack jokes allll night until the person cannot take it anymore.

"Whoa bro, bro Steve just take it easy your fucking winkled out bro!.......Steve stop bro!"

"Whoa dude! Calm down on that resin scrapping, your gonna get Winkled Out!!!Whoa Bro Steve stop!!!"

by The Whispering Eye December 22, 2008

winkl

verb. To winkl is halfway between to wink and to tickle. It refers to a severe reaction to tactile stimuli, including but not limited to eye tics, loss of lower body control, flailing, reflexively curling into a fetal position, and violent swearing. A person who performs the above actions or other similar ones when poked is known as a 'winkler.'

Rebecca winkled so hard she nearly gave herself a concussion.

by Owen Barron July 16, 2008

minge-winker

Female Stripper. Lady who removes her clothes to titilate and entertain. Knickers removed; a lady's hairy rabbit warren may 'wink' at you whilst she performs her routine.

Clive! Let's get our arses down the 'Tavern tonight. I hear they've got some minge-winkers in.

by The Ginger Terrorist December 6, 2005

parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by george January 20, 2005

Wingless Pterodactyl

A phrase used to describe something that is tubular, and not at all erroneous.

Dude, my cock is like a wingless pterodactyl.

Suzy, did you hear the Kazakhstani anthem?
Its for licking, fuck yea
Dude, your right, you truly are a wingless pterodactyl.

by tangofandango October 8, 2009