Winning

Roughly synonymous with "getting your ass kicked". Winning! is often a result of pissing off everyone you know and getting canned. There is a fine line between Winning! and OD'ing! or Dying of some kind of VD! Side effects include being arrested and losing all respect.

Man 1: I just got fired for being an arrogant prick and abusing every substance known to man, such as alcohol, prescription pills, sex, and enough cocaine to keep Colombia's economy thriving. Not to mention the time I threatened to cut my wife's head of with a pen knife and mail it to her mom...
Man 2: Dude, your winning even more than charlie sheen.

by tigerblood15 March 29, 2011

Winning

What Charlie Sheen is doing right now.

"Just winning, every day. Defeat not an option."

"Duh, winning! It’s, like, guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm.”

Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar, he is bi-winning.

by Dell_Tron March 17, 2011

twinning is winning

When two people have something in common that's on point

Rebecca and I both loved the movie wonder women, twinning is winning!

by Cry myself to sleep July 3, 2017

winning

being less shit than someone else

"When Daniel beat Jonathan in the "yo momma" contest, he was considered winning!"

by Tom Nashed May 15, 2008

West Winging

To have sex with your brother.

Rohit: What are you up to tonight?

Carl: West Winging.

Rohit: Aiiight

by S. Gonzales July 16, 2011

bi-winning

As coined by Charlie Sheen as a response to being told his behavior was called by some as symptoms of bi-polar disorder.

The act of Winning high and low, presumably. Coke, Porn Stars, A mansion, More cash than anybody, and of course, the nerve to give the finger to television executives.

"I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there,"

No example necessary.

by Benny BB March 18, 2011

Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic

Wanking into condoms cause your a sick cunt

when you cbf cleaning up you wank into a condom, Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic

by GET-OFF-OF-ME May 18, 2011