<.7.9.7.6.>Puerto Ricans Are Welcomed In CUba If They Believe In Typing Testimoials, Exclusively On A Keyboard<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Puerto Ricans Are Welcomed In CUba If They Believe In Typing Testimoials, Exclusively On A Keyboard<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Oh my god
Jump
Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Mwah, I, I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl who's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my, my serpentine
Ooh, ah, I want to hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want but you better not take it from me
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Mwah, I'm gonna watch you bleed
And when you're high, you never ever wanna come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby, you're gonna die
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my my, serpentine
Jump
Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Mwah, I, I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl who's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my, my serpentine
Ooh, ah, I want to hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want but you better not take it from me
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Mwah, I'm gonna watch you bleed
And when you're high, you never ever wanna come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby, you're gonna die
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my my, serpentine
Jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Down In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to you
It's gonna bring you down, huh
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Down In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to you
It's gonna bring you down, huh
by Death Menace July 11, 2023

1. It is a song by Bo Burnham
2. It could also be used to reply to stupid comments, normally on YouTube.
2. It could also be used to reply to stupid comments, normally on YouTube.
¹ Person 1: Welcome to the Internet
Person 2: Have a look around
² Person 1: Omg guys stop using the 🤓 emoji it's so annoying!!!
Person 2: Welcome to the Internet!
Person 2: Have a look around
² Person 1: Omg guys stop using the 🤓 emoji it's so annoying!!!
Person 2: Welcome to the Internet!
by HERMEEEES_dawling September 3, 2023

Accidentally leaving behind an unflushed surprise in the toilet right before heading off on vacation, only to return to an unpleasantly warm and pungent welcome.
by Raimondo10 May 15, 2024

A Mnet's reality show where TO1 and EPEX appeared a interactive show to showcase their variety skills in being chaotic, one team, interactive and crackheads as always this show showcase their versatility in different fields which made a strong bond in friendships.
by Jeyoureka September 15, 2021

The humorous knighted-Scottish-actor impersonation that you eye-twinkingly utilize to address your companion(s) when letting them into a building of some kind where the "regular" entrance had been either locked, jammed, or obstructed with objects/debris on the inside, and so you have "gone around" and slipped into said edifice from an alternate door or other opening that you know about from previous visits here, wormed your way forward through the interior of the structure till you eventually reached the front access-point again, cleared away any blockage from the doorway-area, and then finagled/wrestled said door open for easier and less-obtrusive entry by your accompanying humans; this saves their all having to tiringly make extra steps all the way over to the side-entrance, slither through narrow doorways, clamber over obstructions, unnecessarily disturb other present occupants of said building, etc..
Years ago before we had a telephone of our own, my sister and I would occasionally go to make calls at the office of a fellow-low-income-neighbor's service-garage. The only problem was that the shop's French-window-style front door had a broken/loose latch-mechanism, and thus the door was often very balky about opening up from the outside. So to save my slight-figured and not-very-steady-on-her-extra-small-feet sister's having to wobblingly struggle her way into the office by an alternate route, I would merely leave her standing at the front door of the garage while I performed a classic "Welcome to The R-d-d-d-ock!" maneuver --- I'd hurriedly scuttle around back, quietly sidle in at the mechanics'-access door, unobtrusively pick my way through the service-bays where the guys were working and on into the office's rear entrance, forcibly fumble and jiggle the wobbly latch-mechanism to coax the front door into performing its "open sesame" routine, and then smilingly usher my still-patiently-waiting sister inside the office and over to the old swivel-chair by the desk where the phone was.
by QuacksO May 22, 2019

Welcome to the future is a song that's the main menu theme of Trials Fusion.
It's lyrics are:
Welcome to the future.
Man, machine, the future.
Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.
-Music
Slay your darkest fears.
Down the narrow tracks we steer.
Welcome to the future.
Light-years ahead of evolution.
Welcome to the future.
-More music.
It's lyrics are:
Welcome to the future.
Man, machine, the future.
Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.
-Music
Slay your darkest fears.
Down the narrow tracks we steer.
Welcome to the future.
Light-years ahead of evolution.
Welcome to the future.
-More music.
Welcome to the future.
Man, machine, the future.
Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.
-Music
Slay your darkest fears.
Down the narrow tracks we steer.
Welcome to the future.
Light-years ahead of evolution.
Welcome to the future.
-More music.
Man, machine, the future.
Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.
-Music
Slay your darkest fears.
Down the narrow tracks we steer.
Welcome to the future.
Light-years ahead of evolution.
Welcome to the future.
-More music.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 17, 2024
