Wee poo

When you go to the toilet expecting to have a wee and before you know it you're having a poo too!!

"Sorry I took so long Sels I had a wee poo"

by HLWC33 November 4, 2017

pee wee

a beautiful girl with a heart of gold.she can be your best friend,or worst enemy.she'll tear you apart if you hurt her,or her friends.pee wee is an amazing person.unique.intelligent.fun.never let pee wee go if you get her in your life.

ex: dang that girls a pee wee :D

by loseralive May 16, 2011

wee-woo

The greatest thing ever! The sacred wee-woo is the word that ALL people should follow in order to become better people. It's founders are Ethan Pyle and Brandon Dixon. They are the holy men of the wee-woo.

Brandon: Wee-woo!!!
Ethan: Wee-woo mothafucker!!!
3rd Party: Wtf are you guys talking about?

by suck my dick, cockface! April 18, 2005

Wee shite

Mice. Usually small field mice which invade large upstairs rooms and hide in cupboards.
Originating from northern England.

The wee shites in the cupboard have left a chewed muffin wrapper behind.

by PrincessMouseHunter June 24, 2018

the wee man

ones cock

oh, the wee mans sore. i was thrashing him really hard last night!

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

wee bum

explosive diarrhea, when high speed fluid erupts from the anus when either ill or from food poisoning. can result in splarting when solids can teporarily block the stream forming blast a radius.

"I couldn't make it to work because I had wee bum"

by wordology May 1, 2010

Wee-Wa

Marijuana

Pot Head 1: "Hit this shit you greasy gator!"
Pot Head 2: "Aight dude, but you better rotate that wee-waa first"

by pacmonster April 10, 2009