wannabe thugs

White people who think they're hard but actually live in a suburban area and they skimp weed for $30/g

(White girl)Kinsey: I'm too hard yo, these Feds can't hold me back yo.

Normal Person: Sit the fuck down you wannabe thugs.

by Yung rich tom June 4, 2016

wanna smash bird

A bird that is looking to smash 24/7 and attempts to do so by asking "lemme smash?" and "u want sum fuk?" he is on a video of youtube and his name is ron.

I love that video with the "wanna smash bird".

by PugzHavingFun February 2, 2017

Wannabe Roadman

A boy

usually aged 9-16
Lonsdale tracksuits are life
Says peng, piff , sound and safe too much
Vapes because too poor for weed

Tries to act tough but they’re like 5 so no one cares

person no.1: oh look it’s that boy who vapes and wears Lonsdale
person no.2: wow what a wannabe roadman

by youbanteringme?? May 15, 2018

korean wannabe

white bitches who listen to bts and try to be and speak korean. they think they know everything about korean culture when they really don’t lmao. they love saying unnie and oppa. every koreans think they’re weird lol

sarah: omg hi unnie!!!!

korean: get the fuck away you korean wannabe

by cutecow November 24, 2019

emo wannabe

An emo wannabe is usually some nerd or loser who doesn't have any friends. They go on google and look up 'emo' alot and then go buy a whole bunch of crappy cheap stuff. Like: fake converse, weird stripy arm warmers, and all black clothing. Then they get obsessed with totally mainstream 'emo' bands like My Chemical Romance or Fall out Boy. They totally redecorate their Myspace and make it all dark and depressing and talk about hate and how emo they are. And then, they post up weird 'emo' pictures of themselves. Oooh and they wear way too much eyeliner and paint their nails black. They try to attract the attention of SCENE kids and go around talking about how depressed they are. Emo wannabes usually don't end up looking 'emo' they just look like some weird scary nasty looking gothish...freak. 'Emo' wannabes also have an unhhealthy obsession with Twilight and Vampires. :D

Emo Wannabe: Look at meee! I'm so depressed and dark! And I dyed my hair all black! Lookit my black clothes!!!

Scene Kid: What the flick?

Emo Wannabe: Hey! OMG! You're emo too! Let's be friends! I looove My Chemical Romance! It helps me when I'm totally depressed and sad.

Scene Kid: Ummm...okay, first of all, I'm not emo. And second of all, I don't even listen to My Chemical Romance.

Emo Wannabe: What aboot Fall Out Boy! Omg! I love Pete Wentz! He is like, soooo hawt! I love Twilight! Edward Cullen is like, the hottest vampire in the world! I cry beccause of him all the time!

Scene Kid: Umm...I don't listen to Fall Out Boy, either. And I'm pretty sure that Edward Cullen doesn't exist. Oh and I'm also pretty sure that you're some kind of emo wannabe, gothish, freak. So...Bye!

by Sunshinebby! August 18, 2009

redneck wannabe

Someone who wears clothes from "Dixie Outfitters", has Confederate Battle Flags on everything and generally destroys our heritage.

Thanks a lot you redneck wannabes, your ruined what it meant to be a Southerner.

by Wesley Durrance September 19, 2005

i wanna kill myself

don't. please. don't.

you don't realize how many people care for you. even though you say that people do not care for you, don't die. don't cut yourself. yes, i've dealt with this before and i almost did die, but i just realized that it's you who cares for you, dont kill yourself. people are there who love you, even though im a stranger i love you so much. please do talk to someone if youre having suicidial thoughts.
suicide hotline list:

person 1: i fucking hate myself. i wanna kill myself.
person 2: don't. :(

by GDGIDGODIOGIDGOD January 11, 2023