No wackers

Same as «no worries». Aussie expression which derives from «no wucking furries».

John: I wont be able to make it tonight
Dave: Ahhh no wackers mate.. next time...

by toddaroo October 30, 2005

Weed Wacker

Weed Wacker: when a male's erected penis continuously slaps a woman on her knees across the face during sex.

The male with his erected penis will rotate his hips to the left and right at a constant motion slapping the woman across the face.

Man: Oh baby, ready for the weed wacker?!
The Girlfriend: Yay! I've been waiting a long time for this!

Bill: Ow... My penis hurts from the weed wacker...
Jim: What did you do?
Bill: Don't worry about it.

by myballshurtalot March 9, 2010

Twacked, cracked and totally wacked

A gtarded tweeker who no longer can differenciate between fact and fiction. You will usually find them naked hiding from the imaginary cops or ninjas that are out to get them.

Is the poor girl still dating Jonathan? No man, he is sure twacked, cracked and totally wacked.

by The Hot Bitch May 21, 2007

Wick wack

Something that is out of line, messed up, inappropriate, or disorderly.

"I walked into his house, and everything was wick wack. There were clothes all over the floor, dirty dishes on the bed, and bugs everywhere."

"He was acting totally wick wack the other day. He was saying stuff that didn't make any sense. He was so out of line!"

by beenut20 February 15, 2012

wackathon

A very long masturbation session, usually with more than one participant.

Those frat boys had one hell of a wackathon. The winner was Biff Henderson, who also won this year's wackoff.

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

Lance Wackerle

The act of penetrating or attempting to penetrate the anal orifice of any living creature and occassionally inanimate objects such as toilet paper roll tubes or small dead children.

"Would you mind if I Lance Wackerle your ass, I'm feeling kinda sexy".

by Mr Zuchinnibrain February 21, 2012

wackbar

Someone who says complete gibberish. From the urban-english "whack", meaning crazy and "bar" meaning Isaac. It applies to those who talk about star formations having a profound effect on the world, religiously, as we know it. Wackbars tend to live around populated bus stops.

That wackbar preached to the back of my head for twenty minutes.

by Chris October 1, 2004