Windows seXP

a nickname that can be used to cipher porno CDs and make it easy to give it to your friends.

person1: hey dude, i received one fine version of windows seXP.
person2: wow amazing!! give it to me i wanna install it on my machine.

by al zubur January 1, 2012

Windows 11

If Windows 10 was kick-ass, Windows 11 is 'not-so-much'...and, yeah, brings back memories of Vista, ME but is basically just Windows 10 w/a different start menu and some tweaks...if you run AMD CPUs good luck...Win95, XP, Windows 7, Win 10 were all good...throw in NT4 as well...Windows 11 will have no real identity...bring back that Kat chick who ran the insider program until about a year or so ago...at least she was great to look at and had brains.

You know, Bill seems distracted since those harassment posts...let's issue a reconstituted OS based on Window 10...maybe that will redirect the attention...OK, what do we call it...how about take the length of his dick based on those emails to the board before he was canned and multiply by 10.

Windows 11 needs (but can bypassed, thanks Ratiborus) TPM, which is like saying even if you don't get your period, you still need to wear a mask.

Oh, man, so I noticed that Windows 11 is described in reviews as being more "mac-like" and rounded-off...jeez, it will be years before I upgrade our enterprise to Windows 11...hopefully, by then Microsoft will turn its attention back to corporate customers vs. catering to little children playing video games sans a real 'out-of-phone/face-in-phone life'.

by s6's brother October 29, 2021

Windows Vista

A totally wanky piece of software that's been crammed down people's throats by forcibly installing it on all new PCs.

Shop Assistant : It has Windows Vista on it to!
Me : Bollocks! I don't want it
SA : But it won't work without it!
Me : Will it arse! I'm putting Linux on it! Here, take my Vista DVD and COA and gimme my cash back!
SA : Erm.....

by Chris Maggs October 3, 2007

Windows Weenie

A computer user who refuses to believe there is anything better than Windows, regardless of any logical evidence to the contrary.

Windows User: "Man, Macs really suck, you can't even do Ctrl-Alt-Del!"
Mac User: 'You're such a Windows Weenie!"

by Jessejay January 1, 2009

Windows 7

What Windows Vista Should Of Been!

Windows Vista... Sucks.
Windows 7... Decent.

by marcoislovable November 2, 2009

windows vista

The next piece of shit from Redmond, WA. Beta testing is going on now and release is looking at Christmas 2006

"Hey, dude! I just downloaded Windows Vista Beta 1 and it rocks! Every time I try to boot it I get a different error message!"

by methamp August 24, 2005

Windows Vista

1. Windows Vista is a horrible new Operating system made by Microsoft to replace XP. Technically an upgrade from Windows 2003 and WinME. Codenamed Longhorn, the OS took 5 years to create and did not live up to the hype set by Microsoft. The OS was suppose to be a completely new OS, with groundbreaking features. Most of the new features that were added have caused the system to be less user friendly. Case in point the new security feature, which pops up a menu that freezes everything in the background, asking for the user to Deny or Allow a change in the settings or software Install/Uninstall. This window will come up contently, causing the user frustration. The new security features have also allowed hackers to make new viruses and other malware for the OS, even though Microsoft claimed that hackers would find it difficult to do so. Users have also had trouble finding the correct drivers for old and new hardware. If these weren't bad enough, users have also had problems with using DRM content like music and movies, due to stricter licensing terms. Many companies like Dell and HP started selling Vista-Only machines, but retracted this practice slightly after receiving numerous complaints from potential customers seeking to buy XP machines instead. It is still not possible to find a cheap, AMD-XP system with Dell; since they have almost completely phased out XP in favor of Vista. AMD being the cheaper system when compared to Intel.

I hate Windows Vista so much that I had to buy an XP-Apple machine instead! I feel dirty now...

by the2ndflood March 3, 2008