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Wasted Sperm

YOU WASTED SPERM!!!
by orangecow91 March 6, 2009
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wasted call in

When your boss asks you to work on Saturday or Sunday and you come in only to find there isn't any real extra work to do.
Duder 1: "Dude it was hella gay how I came in to work Saturday for like 2.5 hrs. What a fucking waste of my time and gas."

Duder 2: "Yea dude your boss totally used a wasted call in on your ass."
by westfalia January 18, 2010
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Weed Waster

A new weed smoker, who is overly anxious to roll a blunt without proper experience.

Blunt rolling is an art. It must be excuted with skill and precision, which can only come from a combination of practice and natural born talent.

If a blunt is too tight, the weed will burn quickly with only a limited amount of smoke being able to pass through.
If a blunt is too loose, it will burn too fast and fall apart. The former and latter both wasting weed.

A perfect blunt allows for a nice, strong hit, without burning too much bud at once, and without falling apart while the puff-puff-pass, takes place.

Weed wasting also applies to improper packing of bowls and slides. Yet again, it can't be too tight or too loose.

Cheap glass pieces also may be called weed wasters.

Helpful hint: If you can't roll, let a buddy help you out and save practicing for home. There's no shame in making sure your weed yields its maximum potential.
"Hey dude I'll go in half with you on a blunt."
"Straight, but I'm rolling."
"Awh man I really wanted to do it. I've gotten better since last time, just let me show you."
"The fuck you will, not with my bud. We don't allow weed wasters in this house."

Damn, Robert is such a weed waster. Don't let him pack that shit next time.
by LightGreen420[AMB] November 5, 2009
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Don't waste my time

Often exclaimed by individuals who are being f**ked around with by someone. This could include a guy leading you on.
He bailed on me again last night so I told him "Don't waste my time" and hung up the phone.
by Thebombdiggiti March 19, 2018
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waste of skin

a person who is useless and posesses no good qualitys or traits.
Dan King is a "waste of skin"
by 420smokitall December 28, 2008
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Waste of nothing

guy 1:hey man
guy 2:hey
guy 1:whats up
guy 2:nothing
guy 1:man your such a waste of nothing
guy 2:yeah i know
by whatthefucklisp July 9, 2006
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Waste

(noun) A person or thing that is not worth the amount of resourcers necessary to keep it alive.(air, oxygen, water, amino acids, life ect.)
by jesusfuckingchrist May 22, 2007
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