The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.
by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023
Get the A New Zealand Welcomemug. A Mnet's reality show where TO1 and EPEX appeared a interactive show to showcase their variety skills in being chaotic, one team, interactive and crackheads as always this show showcase their versatility in different fields which made a strong bond in friendships.
by Jeyoureka September 15, 2021
Get the Welcome 2 Housemug. It's implicit in saying this that I'm not doing the thing that you should be thanking me for not doing.
Hym "But in my case, YOU ARE DOING THE THING you fucking clown. You are stealing from me. You ARE trying to male my life he'll or try to apply to conditions to me to not be stalked and harassed. And I'm not to blame for any of the rapes or child murders yet. You're not getting the AI without paying me. If a head... Does not roll... For the surveillance I KNOW is occurring (Thanks to the people at the Majority Report) and if I do know get paid enough to retire from that AI (And the people who stole it and are using it for themselves ARE ALREADY MAKING ENOUGH TO DO THAT) I AM going to murder a child. If I lose a single right. If I get charged with any crime. If you try to un-pay me in any way, shape, or form. You need to accept that you YouTube fucks do not matter and you need to get on board because the outcome I desire IS GOING TO HAPPEN. One way or another. If you weren't such pieces of shit it wouldn't be so easy to do what I'm doing here. You're Welcome,
by Hym Iam May 24, 2025
Get the You're Welcomemug. The marroners Welcome is a greeting used by Internet trolls whom message new Instagram accounts. It basically welcomes a person to Instagram and tells them not to post any dick pics as it would result in bad consequences. Hence that's why it would be a tragedy!
The marroners Welcome goes like this "Hey what's up marroner? Welcome to Instagram! Try not to post any dick pics now! Or else that would be a tragedy!
by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023
Get the Marroners Welcomemug. It's been a good night at Jimmies, you have scored and after a phat pizza base trip you are both heading back to your place.
Unfortunately you live in moatside (curtasy of Graham 'the wet' towel).
After assuring your pull that you are not trying to mug them in the alleyway and wadeing through the trash of a tipped bin (so romantic) you head to get into your 'room' which is more like a fucking shoebox.
'mind the mould' you say in a sexy voice as you both climb over your pile of laundry as there is nowhere else to put it. You can see the disgust on their face.
Nevertheless you persist and get into it. It's a bit of a squeeze in your hobbit sized bed and thus spend more time falling out onto the sticky floor that hasn't been cleaned (thanks to the uni cutting costs for some new bloody college).
It all ends in an orgasmic climax. Not from you, not from your pull, but instead you room dumps it's load that been building up in the walls on you. Drenching everything in mouldy quagmire.
You pull quickly runs away.
Maybe you'll have more luck in Klute tomorrow. They are known to like it a bit more dirty
Unfortunately you live in moatside (curtasy of Graham 'the wet' towel).
After assuring your pull that you are not trying to mug them in the alleyway and wadeing through the trash of a tipped bin (so romantic) you head to get into your 'room' which is more like a fucking shoebox.
'mind the mould' you say in a sexy voice as you both climb over your pile of laundry as there is nowhere else to put it. You can see the disgust on their face.
Nevertheless you persist and get into it. It's a bit of a squeeze in your hobbit sized bed and thus spend more time falling out onto the sticky floor that hasn't been cleaned (thanks to the uni cutting costs for some new bloody college).
It all ends in an orgasmic climax. Not from you, not from your pull, but instead you room dumps it's load that been building up in the walls on you. Drenching everything in mouldy quagmire.
You pull quickly runs away.
Maybe you'll have more luck in Klute tomorrow. They are known to like it a bit more dirty
by A3457 April 1, 2020
Get the The Moatside welcomemug. An undue welcome is like undue credit or undue respect, it's a welcome nobody owes somebody unwelcome.
The awkward girl welcomed herself uninvited since nobody else had welcomed her, and many had even said no to her being there, even if she didn't take no as a legitimate answer. She was unwelcome to everyone but herself and pretended not to care what anybody thought about it, but hated being alone so much she desperately kept trying to get let in whether anyone else wanted her there or not. She knew deep down that she was expecting an undue welcome from others.
by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021
Get the Undue welcomemug. by bigtiddylover September 18, 2022
Get the welcome and goodbyemug.