You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.
by the hornet76 January 4, 2021
Get the lookin for a worm weightmug. 
an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals
by excalibur3000 January 30, 2020
Get the penis weight lifting daymug. Not sit down and watch the work progress instead of contributing yourself to the work and being an equal member of the group.
by Ksndnkxkkd December 13, 2023
Get the pull your own weightmug. A gross over-complication of an otherwise simple task, or an asymmetrically severe reaction towards an issue not deserving of such. Like killing a unicorn with a bomb, or bringing a gun to a knife fight.
I can understand you being upset that I slept with your sister, but you're putting a dollar weight on a dime.
by McHuffy April 13, 2017
Get the Dollar weight on a dimemug. Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.
by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020
Get the Paper Weightmug. by Thecat1098 April 11, 2014
Get the munchie weightmug.