1. A fungal infection of the female nether parts, which forms a distinctive, lattice-like mildew growth between the labial folds, and which smells strongly of overripe camembert cheese.
2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.
2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.
I can't believe Mr. Patterson gave me an F in my assignment. What a complete and utter minge waffle!
by Fanny Waggert June 11, 2018
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A spineless guy who in this case happens to be named Ryan. Note, waffling is not limited to Ryan, but currently, in my experience, he is the reigning champion.
by The Mike K November 13, 2020
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Get the omnisexual_waffle_iron mug.When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.
Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.
by Midnight Waffle May 22, 2022
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Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, giggle me some wafflesssss... *starts laughing out of control* and she says "whaaaaaaat" so I said, "Google me bitch, yean high"
by Firestarterxxxxxx May 17, 2014
Get the giggle me some waffles mug.When he thinks it's a good idea to ejaculate on your head, and it's not. Days later, after not Q-tipping properly, white waffle shaped debris falls from the ear commonly during Sunday brunch.
At Sunday brunch, Erin's Dad sees something fall from Erin's ear. He picks it up with his finger. ERIN'S DAD: (to Erin) "Look pumpkin, looks like a dead piece of skin. Someone needs to moisturize." ERIN'S MOM: "Oh, she moisturizes alright." Erin looks to her mother stunned. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to ERIN'S Dad, the "dead piece of skin" falls into his bottomless Mojito. He takes a drink. Erin's mom laughs, "Hey, lemme know how that Alabama ear waffle tastes." Erin and Erin's Mom high five and crack up laughing.
by Terio Marin May 19, 2016
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