Dirty Velasquez

The cousin of Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez, the Dirty Velasquez is when the guy places his asshole above the girl's upper lip and simply shits out an Authentic Mexican mustache.

Dirk gave Jessie a Dirty Velasquez after eating Taco Bell.

by waluigimaniac June 30, 2022

Isabella Velasquez

A horse girl who reads smut

Isabella Velasquez has a horse names moonshine sparkle

by palmerporter July 10, 2022

Crisanto Velasco

Is a person who had the best personality, he is good and always fighting for his dreams.

Others call him "Crizan". Crisanto Velasco is a good man with good appeals

by anonymous July 14, 2022

Josh Vella

The most gorgeous man on the face of the earth.

fake perm tho.

"Wow, that guy is so cute! He is such a Josh Vella!"

by 78kijtgrbtn jokmijtrfvd5xgzt r August 2, 2022

kyle velazquez

kyle velasquez is my first love and always will be i love kyle he is the best and always is funny and never fails to make me laugh and smile i love you kyle

kyle velazquez is the best person ever

by by trina ur fav December 12, 2022

jaime velasco

jaime velasco is one of the sweetest people i have ever met. he can be very conscious of you if he doesn’t like you but if he likes you, he definitely has a soft spot for you. he loves music specifically tyler the creator, childish gambino, kanye west, frank ocean, etc. he loves sports especially baseball and he loves his friends. he was a great boyfriend and i hope he knows that i love him no matter what.

Girl: Who’s that?
Girl2: That’s Jaime Velasco. He’s extremely sweet
Girl: Should I talk to him?
Girl2: Only if he likes you.

by el faith June 21, 2023

Luz Velazquez

a WONDERFUL and DARING woman who plays trumpet and sings. she gives NO shits and will change your life!!!! Extremely life changing especially when you drink a beer with them! When it's 3am and you take a dip in the pool and swim around with her... YOU WILL NEVER FORGET IT. she loves big booty men too.

lets do 100m freestyle with Luz Velazquez!

by goofygoober7 July 19, 2023