Flavius Valentinianus

The real roman emperor from 375 AD to 392 AD

Flavius Valentinianus: Where is my heir: Sussus Amogus
Common soldiery: Sir, Sussus Amogus has been ejected into the lion cage
Flavius Valentinianus: Oh no! This is a death sentence

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

Valentine

Spending a day with someone because the person you want isn't available. A day to remind everyone of those you cant have, or gave up.

" I'm washed up, I wish she could be my valentine."

by shhhhsecret February 13, 2009

skeeter valentine

A disgusting bitch that will fuck anything and everything. She is usually that cunt at college parties eye fucking the shit outta everyone.

Yo man, you see that hot ass girl eyein me?

Dude, you dont want that....shes easily a skeeter valentine

by Chester McGlockton April 15, 2008

Bullet For My Valentine

A band from Brigend, Wales. Their main genre is Metalcore, however they do pull from some Emocore. Their guitar is very metalish, and they have some really nice riffs. Their songs contain a lot of screaming, so if you don't like that type of singing, don't listen to them. They are very good live, and put on a great show. They recently released "The Poison", containing their most well-known song "Tears Don't Fall". They have four members, Matthew Tuck, Michael Paget, Jason James and Michael Thomas.

(At a concert...)
Matthew Tuck (frontman of Bullet For My Valentine) : ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BRITISH METAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Person 1: HELL YES I AM.
Person 2: ME TOO.
*start moshing*

by Timmy G. June 16, 2007

Valentin

Valentin is a blue eyed, blonde guy. You can find the whole sea in his amazing blue eyes. He's perfect, even if he's different from other guys. He plays videogames, watches videos and plays table tennis. I think he's hawt. He's a hungry lion who wants to find his perfect pray. Valentin is sex.

-Hey, Valentin
-Hey
-Watcha doin'
-Nofing. U?
-Fb

by Jake1997 January 12, 2013

Valentina

1. A very attractive woman with a fine ass.

2. A very friendly person that everyone loves and turns many

heads.

1. Did you see that ass? must have been a Valentina.

2. I made a friend, she was really pretty and friendly so her name must be Valentina.

by cantstandme September 7, 2011

valencia

Mostly white town outside out Los Angeles, full of huge expensive houses that all look the same. Most of the (young) wives have had some variation of plastic surgery to look good for their successful (older) husbands. Anyone over the age of 12 has at one point done drugs in an attempt to kill the mind numbing boredom and monotony. If anyone is perceived as even remotely unique they are immediately alienated by their peer group, because of the innate conformist nature. 75% of the population is on a prescribed medication, and the other 25% is either suicidal or fascist.

-valencia-

" Who wants to go do shrooms in the wash?"
" Definitely. I'll bring the oxycotin."

by lira October 29, 2007