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Valentina

1. A very attractive woman with a fine ass.

2. A very friendly person that everyone loves and turns many

heads.
1. Did you see that ass? must have been a Valentina.

2. I made a friend, she was really pretty and friendly so her name must be Valentina.
by cantstandme September 7, 2011
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valencia

Mostly white town outside out Los Angeles, full of huge expensive houses that all look the same. Most of the (young) wives have had some variation of plastic surgery to look good for their successful (older) husbands. Anyone over the age of 12 has at one point done drugs in an attempt to kill the mind numbing boredom and monotony. If anyone is perceived as even remotely unique they are immediately alienated by their peer group, because of the innate conformist nature. 75% of the population is on a prescribed medication, and the other 25% is either suicidal or fascist.
-valencia-

" Who wants to go do shrooms in the wash?"
" Definitely. I'll bring the oxycotin."
by lira October 29, 2007
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Vale

One of the nicest guys you will ever meet, Vale is someone who can always make you smile. With his charming personality and beautiful grin, he has the ability to make anyone have a crush on him. He is typically very shy, but once you get to know him his personality is something you will never forget. He is an athlete, but never mean. Vale would never hurt his own friends, and puts others before himself. If you're lucky enough to know a Vale, then he will be one of the best people you have ever met.
"Have you met Vale?"
"Yeah, he's very cute"
by GreyAsheal July 4, 2018
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bullet for my valentine

B4MV is a METALCORE band, it's obviusous and if u don't believe me u should look on the official website, where it clearly says they play metalcore.It ain't emo, not heavy, not even hardcore.It's METALCORE, and it rulz.4 eva, the poison
e.g. -Where did bullet for my valentine start?
- New age metal combined with a hardcore style, => metalcore
by Smokerlg August 17, 2006
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Vale Tudo

Brazilian for "any thing goes"

Such as No Holds Barre fighting, Mixed Martial Arts, and Cage Fighting
Did you see that Vale Tudo match??
by Kunta_Kinte August 30, 2005
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Valentine's day

A day in which Hallmark makes most of its money from stupid cards, stuffed animals and candy.

Women, on that day, are blinded by the fact that men don't give a crap about the holiday, and buy gifts for their wife/gf so they can get laid that night.

It is an example of how love has become nothing more than a materialistic steaming pile of horseshit

For singles, both men and women it is a day to not look forward to.
Guy 1:"Hey do u believe in Valentine's day?"

Guy 2:"Hell no, I just buy her stuff on that day so i can have sex with her"
by SithLord89 February 23, 2011
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valentine's day butt sex

The only day of the year you can finally get your girl agree to have butt sex.
Josh: Dude! You hyped for Valentine's day?
Parker: Yeah! Gonna get a whole bunch of that Valentine's day butt sex.
by Taco+Shurry=<3 February 12, 2014
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