Friend: Did you get any dick in Florida?
Girl/Gay guy: Last night I hooked up with a guy with a vacation dick, I would be able to consume that on a daily basis.
Girl/Gay guy: Last night I hooked up with a guy with a vacation dick, I would be able to consume that on a daily basis.
by DickDefiner April 23, 2016
Dick that you receive while on vacation that is normally larger than boyfriend dick and is a one time thing
by Piezog April 15, 2016
"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"
by BenStratford666 April 10, 2016
I met this guy last night, he had a vacation dick. It was amazing , but I don't think I would do it again
by Purple Maccaroni April 12, 2016
A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.
Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"
Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"
Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"
by nosaM naitsirhC April 15, 2016
That dick that a girl can only take maybe once a month 100% of the time its above 11 inches so basically I big ass horse dick.
Omg Sarah that vacation dick I had last night has me walking crazy, I'll need about a month to recover from this
by Ayelmao2801 April 12, 2016
by Meatbizal April 10, 2016