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Urban Dictionary

A potentially funny website run by a bunch of assholes that keep things from becoming too entertaining. They often allow dumb sh*t definitions for words that no one gives a f*ck about and deny entries that actually contain humor. Don't bother finding reason in their ways: They don't understand it either.
Person 1: Hey man, I tried to post a definition of Urban Dictionary for the 4th time.
Person 2: Did they finally accept it?
Person 1: Nope. I guess they only accept boring ass, mundane definitions for words no one ever says.
Person 2: Oh I thought they were cool...
by foff123 June 2, 2011
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(noun) A dictionary that doesn't have any definitions.
Urban Dictionary, formerly an actual dictionary, is now a platform with which people champion an ideology.
by SatanInASweater October 14, 2008
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A popular online slang dictionary where 99.99% of the definitions are written by angsty teens with a bitter and cynical outlook on life, although most come from privileged middle class families and have their own credit cards.
Just go to Urban Dictionary and look up 'puppies' or 'sunshine', and I bet some bitter, angst-ridden teen has written a negative definition about it.
by Millsy86 January 12, 2012
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Urban Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary of slang words and phrases that was founded in 1999 as a parody of Dictionary.com by then-college freshman Aaron Peckham. At the start of 2014, the dictionary featured over seven million definitions, while 2,000 new daily entries were being added. In November 2014, the Advertise page of the website states that, on a monthly basis, Urban Dictionary averages 72 million impressions and 18 million unique readers. Anyone with either a Facebook or Gmail account can make a submission to the dictionary, and all entries are reviewed and rated by volunteer editors and site visitors.
Urban Dictionary is the goto place for my tech jargon.
by OsamaBinSwaggin' September 20, 2015
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Gay ass website accepts the most crass definitions, but not witty/fun ones. I like melons.
-Have you looked up 'Chair' on Urban Dictionary?

- Yeah! It said 'Chair' is a form of dick sucking whale whore.
by UDL November 12, 2012
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The damn website you're on. Why did you search up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary Anyways?
im not using an example you know what urban dictionary is bruh
by nutella._.skies March 2, 2021
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A dictionary that makes a sex act out of every word.
John: Dude, Urban Dictionary says that a teabag is when you...

David: Yeah, I know, but to most people a teabag is what holds grounded tea leaves, and if my future kid asks you, that's what you're telling them, ok?!
by Dodgs June 8, 2016
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