To wash and clean the genitals before a date.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.
Al: are you going out with that sorority girl tonight?
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn
by BorisSs April 09, 2011
the act of covering each of your lover's eyes with one testicle while your erection rests its base on their forehead extending outwards like a horn
by Roderick Brown January 22, 2013
1. Being a virgin in college. Like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. Either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.
2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.
2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.
(Randy) Why was Jerry acting so weird at that party? The girls were all over him.
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!
by SilverBear92 January 16, 2013
A man, or woman secures a dildo to his/her forehead. This dildo is then forced into the woman's vagina, until orgasm.
It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
by Boys of 17 March 29, 2009
What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.
When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.
by Blargdragon April 03, 2006
by voldemort's nipple March 13, 2009
A late twenties/early thirties young Mexican woman who has never been married and doesn't have any kids. It's unheard of, making her a Mexican unicorn. When you find one, snag her and keep her!
Mom, I met a girl named Josephine and she's 31 with no kids.
Mom: Is she married?
No mom. She's a good catholic girl.
Mom: She's a Mexican unicorn. Marry her son.
Mom: Is she married?
No mom. She's a good catholic girl.
Mom: She's a Mexican unicorn. Marry her son.
by Locomotive November 30, 2014