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unicorn goggles

the act of covering each of your lover's eyes with one testicle while your erection rests its base on their forehead extending outwards like a horn
Girl was so freaky she begged to wear my unicorn goggles!
by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013
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Glitter the unicorn

To wash and clean the genitals before a date.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.
Al: are you going out with that sorority girl tonight?
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn
by BorisSs April 27, 2011
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Precious Unicorn

1. Being a virgin in college. Like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. Either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.

2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.
(Randy) Why was Jerry acting so weird at that party? The girls were all over him.
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!
by SilverBear92 January 16, 2013
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The Last Unicorn

A man, or woman secures a dildo to his/her forehead. This dildo is then forced into the woman's vagina, until orgasm.

It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
"I performed the Last Unicorn on Jill last night, and I wasn't the only one naying."
by Boys of 17 March 29, 2009
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Unicorn Mayonnaise

What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.
When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.
by Blargdragon April 22, 2006
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unicorn turds

an expletive used in the Potter Puppet pals; wizard swear.
Harry Potter: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.

Ron Weasley: Unicorn Turds.
by voldemort's nipple March 12, 2009
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Precious Unicorn

Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.
Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn
by Gerry Halliwell November 1, 2020
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