by pookieposts January 31, 2023

by VoiceofTJ July 24, 2012

Clothes that rednecks who think they're all star baseball players who get all the girls. Football players use to wear it underneath their jerseys and pads. Most baseball players who ride the bench wear it.
I wear Under Armour so I must be the best baseball player out there!
All the ladies love my Under Armour!
I wear Under Armour to distract everyone from noticing I don't get any play time!
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All the ladies love my Under Armour!
I wear Under Armour to distract everyone from noticing I don't get any play time!
Wannabe Baseball Douche JerkDick Cocksucker Loser Ladybeater benchwarmer
by GloseUpG December 3, 2015

When a woman deliberately alters her appearance to make herself less attractive to men. A strategy of dealing with unwanted sexual interest from single men.
"By wearing baggy clothes, changing her hairstyle and wearing glasses, that woman who looked like a young hottie last time I saw her now looks like a housewife in her mid-30's! She did a good job of her make-under!"
by _Steve March 4, 2015

by chidish.gambino March 16, 2011

as I lit my camp counselors fart a delayed ignition singed the hair from his under penis and around his dirty hole
by themacal December 3, 2006

Tim and Erica had been dating for a few months. Tim told Erica to give him oral sex. She then found herself "under the gun."
by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011
