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Under Armour

Clothes that rednecks who think they're all star baseball players who get all the girls. Football players use to wear it underneath their jerseys and pads. Most baseball players who ride the bench wear it.

I wear Under Armour so I must be the best baseball player out there!

All the ladies love my Under Armour!
I wear Under Armour to distract everyone from noticing I don't get any play time!

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by GloseUpG December 3, 2015

Under Armour

Clothes that rednecks who think they're all star baseball players who get all the girls. Football players use to wear it underneath their jerseys and pads. Most baseball players who ride the bench wear it.

I wear Under Armour so I must be the best baseball player out there!

All the ladies love my Under Armour!
I wear Under Armour to distract everyone from noticing I don't get any play time!

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by GloseUpG December 3, 2015