United States Naval Academy

The United States "service academy" that claims to be the hardest in the nation. Only there can you find carpeted barracks' (or rather dormitories), people to do your laundry for you, people to clean your barracks' for you (once again, rather dormitories), and people to serve you your meals. The sissies there that call themselves midshipmen are given a commission into the US Navy or Marine Corp only to prove to other officers how arrogant they are wearing their expensive rings around as if they actually earned them. The unfortunatre truth is that they stopped earning them several years ago.

Unlike other service academies, the United States Naval Academy fails to live up to it's name and traditions.

United States Naval Academy by Mathew Bauman April 4, 2006

United Nations 

Some random thing that tries to act like it cares about human rights, but the moment you’re being murdered on 57th st. in NYC in front of the U.N. HQ, absolutely no one is around to hear you.

You could stand outside the U.N. HQ and burn the Universal Declaration of Human Rights while being a 70-year-old homosexual virgin that hasn’t been able to openly come out of the closet out of fear of being disowned by a family that he loves dearly...

The U.N. won’t shed a tear because they’ll be too busy snorting lines of cocaine with Lady Gaga and CHUGGING out of Bud Lite beer kegs.

The U.N. is a huge bisexual orgy and absolutely nothing else. Lesbians and homosexuals are BANNED from the U.N. and technically anyone who can’t be dramatic enough... you can’t show raw or real emotion.

The U.N. is the definition of EVIL.

Me: “Hello!!!! Can anyone hear me?! I’m holding up the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and I’m experiencing EXCRUCIATING homosexual sexual repression... I can’t openly LIVE in this existence while the heteronormative psychosis oppresses me!!!”

United Nations: “Shut up and pick yourself up by the bootstraps... UNLESS YOU’RE LADY GAGA; THEN WE’LL GRANT ALL OF YOUR WISHES!!! Oh, and go love yourself before you love other people (in other words: MASTURBATE FOREVER)!!!” 😃

United Nations by Elsa Buttersworth December 14, 2019

United 93 

A mediocre 2006 film directed by Paul Greengrass, depicting what happened on the fourth hijacked plane on September 11,2001.
Sadly, the majority of the film is just people calling relatives, and some New Yorker saying 'Jesus Christ' about 340 million times.
The other half of the film is just newscasts of the World Trade and the Pentagon on fire and falling...
And whatever's left of the film is just this

Guy1: we're gonna die
guy2: i dont wanna die
guy1: boo f*ckin hoo we're dying
Terrorist: ALLAH GOKU HAJA RAMA LAKU
Then he actually trips while holding a box cutter
Guy3: i told him running with knives is dangerous
Terrorist: SIT SIT....SIT SIT. SHUT UP SIT DOWN WE HAVE A BOMB PEOPLE SCREAM WE HAVE A BOMB BOMB...WE HAVE SOME PLANES.
then the end shows some info about 9/11 that any idiot should know...and then some depressing music plays, and then I stepped on a wad of gum walking out of the theatre...the end.

I give this movie a 5/10...due to the fact the music wasn't nearly as good as A&E's Flight 93...and the ATC scenes were too boring and there were way too many of them. Last, it made the passengers seem to heroic...

United 93, a movie that depicts the fourth hijacked plane on 9/11...but didnt do a VERY good job on it.

United 93 by JimmyHopkins2 March 15, 2008

United States Of Canada

A country which the United States and Canada together.
Ruled under dictatorship.
Government includes dictator, vice dictator, and speaker of the house.
National Anthem- Riot- Three Days Grace
National Flower- Balloon Flower
National Bird- Macaroni Penguin

The United States of Canada is the BEST country in the world!

United States Of Canada by Vice Dictator of USC February 18, 2009

United States 

A Trump-infested blight of a nation filled with arrogant douchebags.

Person 1: If you don't like the United States, why don't you leave?
Person 2: Because I don't want to be a victim of the United States foreign policy.

United States by One Angry Brazilian May 7, 2018

United statian 

A term created by British and British Commonwealth citizens to describe residents of the United States of America who identify themselves as "Americans". Its use is to differentiate that country's citizen from citizens of other countries located on the North and South American continents who could feasibility also be called Americans.

It is vital to note that Americans from the United States of America do not recognize this distinction, and only refer to themselves as Americans. This makes any other distinction by any other country irrelevant.

United Statian is an incorrect term used to describe citizens of United States of America.

Bob: Oy mate, I watched a United Statian football match on tv last night.

Matt:. Huh? You mean American football match? No one calls Yanks United Statians.

United statian by Gatorkt November 28, 2017

United World College 

A franchise of international schools whose original intention were to be a platform for different opinions and philosophical debate, but have since turned into postmodern, neo-marxist, feminist, indoctrination centers. It is literally impossible to meet someone who went to the school who doesn't believe in the concept of privilege or who is willing to criticize immigration or globalism in the slightest.

David: I think that a lot of people from United World College schools are actually racist towards white people as well.

Jeff: Oh my god, stop being such privileged, male, white, cis-scum, David.

United World College by NuggetOfWisdom January 28, 2018