twatingale

a mystical fairy-like vaginal dwelling insect that glows in the dark.

Oh Charlotte! make sure you clean out your stinky vaginal creases before you go to bed so the twatingales dont bite!

by captain McDoucher November 27, 2011

Watching paint dry

Used to describe Manchester United.

I didn’t do much today, i was watching paint dry.

by Kopthis October 3, 2019

Watching the clouds

When sitting upside down on a couch so that your legs are where your head should be and then have someone squat over your face and fart.

My friend was watching the clouds, I was getting rid of last nights curry gas.

by R.Kelly55 March 26, 2021

Piece Watching

When you catch someone looking at your penis while your urinating.

"Hey man, wtf why were you piece watching?"

by NiggaWhatTheFuckOMGWTF May 26, 2009

rage watching

When a Show or Event is exceedingly interesting, but also frustrating to the point you often end up angry or yelling at the Screen or Stage.

I hated this one character of the show SO MUCH, that I ended up 'Rage Watching' the whole series in hopes that he died.

by SageJacsonE February 13, 2017

Blind Watching

Watching a movie without knowing the description.

"I"m blind watching 'The Hustle', no clue what it's about.

by tarttator August 22, 2019

tv was watching me

"The TV was watching me" means I fell asleep in front of the television. It sounds like I am paranoid or geeked, but no, nah brah, I wasn't watching the TV; it was watching me.

I had a long day at work, I ate a pizza n fell out on the couch whilst watching TV. Yea man, the TV was watching me.

by Kozak Khan June 26, 2016