turd burgler 

A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.

"I hate that turd burgler Elton John!"

turd burgler by El Roberto August 1, 2004

turd that won't flush 

1. An extremely annoying person that keeps coming back and annoying you after repeatedly telling them to leave you alone.
2. Anything that is annoying that keeps recurring or reappearing.

Telemarketers are turds that won't flush.

turd that won't flush by Cannibus Indica April 12, 2004

Turd Ambush 

A Turd Ambush is a surprise Turd Assault, since the victim doesn't see it coming.

I felt like I had to take a big crap, but it was just a Turd Ambush.

Turd Ambush by WhiteyMcWhitster July 5, 2006

turd fondler

1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.

That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.

turd fondler by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

turd mining

gay men having butt love

the two coal miners where turd mining

turd mining by C.L.K. January 10, 2008

turd burglar

yet another word for gay men

jeez joe is a turd burglar!!

turd burglar by turd-bur-gal-er April 24, 2003

Turd Cutter 

Rear end, butt or ass. Not particularly the Anus itself but rather the posterior as a whole. Used as a casual remark of apprecation as opposed to a derogatory slur.

Man, did you see the Turd Cutter on that chick?

Turd Cutter by M the Monk April 16, 2006